本文要求一定英语水平,绝对搞笑!纯粹中国式“土产英语” <br><br><br><br> 昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: <br> 前台小姐:“Hello.” <br> 老外:“Hi.” <br> 前台小姐:“You have what thing?” <br> 老外:“Can you speak english?” <br> 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?” <br> 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?” <br> 前台小姐:You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time,<br> you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” <br> 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” <br> 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?” <br> 老外:“I want to speak to your head.” <br> 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” |