一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！

飞龙77

本文要求一定英语水平，绝对搞笑！纯粹中国式“土产英语”   <br><br><br><br>    昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：   <br>    　　前台小姐：“Hello.”  <br>    　　老外：“Hi.”  <br>    　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”   <br>    　　老外：“Can you speak english？”   <br>    　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”        <br>    　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”        <br>    　　前台小姐：You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time,<br> you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”         <br>    　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”         <br>    　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”        <br>    　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”         <br>    　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”  

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哈哈好玩

fenny_yi

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飞龙77

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