一个网友讲述的故事...zt

ali88

我基本上是个被KL吓坏的人，网恋的MM不是让人想夺路而逃<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/01.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>就是脾气坏到要砍人<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/02.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>不是没见过PLMM，可惜后来发现他居然是个人妖<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/03.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我忽然意识到，网络的MM未必有街角惊鸿一瞥邂逅的MM正点，于是这天，天刚蒙蒙亮我就出现在萧瑟的街头<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/04.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>茫茫人海，美女难求<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/06.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>东施效颦最让人倒足胃口<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/07.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我在路边站了一天，腿都麻了<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/08.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>只好找人帮我按摩<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/05.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>墙上的广告吸引了我，我对画中女子一见钟情<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/09.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>

ali88

我决定不再犹豫就是她了；当天下午我就把她约了出来，没想到她还是个学生<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>她的清纯让我想起初恋的MM<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>和初恋MM分手完全因为她可恶的老爸，不然我也不用天天流连在网上，那个老家伙只认钱不认人<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>最后竟狠心让女儿嫁给一个人面兽心的坏<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我曾语重心长的劝过她，和那种人结婚生的孩子一定畸形，有以下几种可能<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/a.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/b.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/f.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/g.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/c.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>但她只是个软弱的女孩，被那个男人欺负却忍气吞声<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(1).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我有次亲眼看到<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2(1).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

ali88

以上都是<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/3(2).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>“喂，你在发什么呆？”刚约的MM疑惑的问我，不知不觉的我们已经转到一个超市，她正在试一副好笑的眼镜<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(2).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我释然，眼前的才是最珍贵的。<br><br>她很喜欢玉石，我就买了个小东西给她做见面礼。<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2(2).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>可惜我袋中钱少，下次一定买个金的<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2(3).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>MM一高兴就约我到她家去，她的家人着实吓了我一跳<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(3).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>虽然已经做过心理准备，我还是没想到她家里居然那么有钱，她爸爸帅气的私家车是我一辈子的梦想<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>连厕所里也装着电脑<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/3(3).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>原来她爷爷是个网络高手<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(4).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>没有家庭的反对，我们的交往确定下来了，我对她全家的感激好比海水滔滔不绝<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/0016.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>一次，和MM在海边约会，我是个没车的穷人，只好跟着她跑<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(5).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br>

ali88

她就像童话中的公主,我想起麦当娜的歌-----like a virgin<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/3(4).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>吃西瓜的样子尤其动人<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2(5).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>此时她正在对着大海想入非非<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/4(1).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我更加毫不犹豫的把她推进水里<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2(6).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我这下再没任何疑问了，正要拉她上来，没想到她竟跑到海的深处，我终于明白了--------原来她脑子有毛病<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(6).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>美丽的女人无论何时都会成为焦点，尤其在水中<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2(7).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>更会惨遭偷窥<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/3(5).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>有个很差劲的家伙一直在YY她<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(7).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>他心里一定在想这个<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/21.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我真想当场毙了他<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/3(6).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

ali88

终于……那家伙走近MM<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(8).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>毫无忌惮的欺负她<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2(8).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>可怜的MM没有反抗的余地<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/3(7).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我实在无法忍受，飞奔去解救MM<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/wolfspot.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>可是他的保镖是个可怖的危险分子<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/4(2).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我决定WARM UP一下和他们决斗，在MM的关注下，决斗正式开始<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(9).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>那个家伙其实外强中干，安逸的生活已经让他退化了<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(10).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>侥幸过关，MM对我甜甜一笑，又让我忍不住YYING<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(11).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>被我打败的家伙拼命逃窜，而我穷追不舍<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/m.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>无奈之下他竟爬到树上<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/dog.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

ali88

我狠狠教训了调戏我MM的坏蛋，对他使用了“帖之沉默”大法………… <br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(12).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>希望他下次好运不要撞到我，不然我会随手抡起身边的任何东西收拾他<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/w.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>围观者都看呆了<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(13).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我不好意思的拉着MM到观海台上，这地方真邪门，越看让人越头晕<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/g(1).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>在温柔的海风里，MM和我KISS了<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/k.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>晚上，我们下榻到一家宾馆<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/fg42_sh11.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我吸了根烟----睡不着<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/1(14).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>喝了瓶酒———还是睡不着<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/5.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>最后我从床上爬起来，在身上涂满彩绘，好给自己撞胆去到隔壁找MM<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/5(1).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我站在门外好久，正恹恹欲睡，忽听一声低低的召唤…………<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/mouse07.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

ali88

原来MM也一直没睡着，无限YYING<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/b(1).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我决定和MM结婚了，而且一次生他十几个<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/4(3).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>我可以对他们发号施令<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/3(8).jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>说不定他们有幸长得像某些风云人物，那时我就满堂红了<br><img src='http://www3.beareyes.com.cn/2/lib/200302/07/005/2002912181924649.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

huhu

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