大智若愚者说。。。

笑仙人

       One of four people are mentally ill. <br><br>　　每4个人里就有一个人有精神方面的疾病。<br><br>　　Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a reckoning. <br><br>　　在已知的宇宙中,没有什么比账单跑得更快。<br><br><br>　　It has recently been discovered that rats causes cancer. <br><br>　　最近人们发现,胡说能导致癌症。<br><br>　　If you are given an open－book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take－home test, you will forget where you live. <br><br>　　如果你参加一次开卷考试,你会忘记书在哪儿。如果你参加一次可以在家里进行的考试,你会忘记家在哪儿。<br><br>　　The trouble with doing something the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. <br><br>　　第一次做某事的麻烦在于,没有人知道这件事究竟有多难。<br><br>　　It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. <br><br>　　你存在的惟一目的可能仅仅是充当其他人的前车之鉴。<br><br>　　You can＇t fall off the floor. <br><br>　　你不会掉到地板下面。<br><br>　　The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. <br><br>　　如果可以在美丽和智慧中任选其一,普通的女人宁愿选择美丽,因为普通的男人的眼睛通常比脑子好使。<br><br>　　A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way. <br><br>　　外交官是这样一种人,他能让你愉快地下地狱。<br><br>　　Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. <br><br>　　衣服成就了大丈夫。没有衣服的人们对社会的影响很小,或者根本没有影响。<br><br>　　Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can＇t find them. <br><br>　　重要文件将显示它们的重要性,当它们从你放置它们的地方转移到你找不到的地方。