ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased * _/ S8 ?2 T6 h# c2 y5 c& J) A( Y 男人很难取悦!! The problems with GUYS: 男人的问题是： 8 @5 S" {. R" ]9 f( S( }0 D , _) v! H. l% ]- q. j% P* mIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; / I+ }# m5 H, d3 b 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. ; ^* U$ `; p6 r9 [ 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． 3 `' _$ K) O8 {7 b+ L& I5 g) N8 YIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 4 J3 e9 Z4 u9 a3 {If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. ( N I; A' D' {: [: j7 m: p& k 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ # J& H0 L w. k+ |+ u5 x- W 0 S3 _# z( {0 L& Q4 DIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 , h+ E: V; W3 n4 L7 Q7 ~5 t6 P 2 j9 K9 T/ n5 A+ n0 L$ |; {If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． $ r1 A# V# I) KIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; , J: k! [( s4 c6 j' T9 V) o! Z 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 0 b) o6 p) K. \8 w9 D; W8 z# H V ( \6 ]$ ]% S5 R. R# t( Q# y- T, rIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ 3 N. o& O. ]3 K- a' KIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 3 T# n' A* F, B+ K. s# v 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 3 j" _$ ^& q& _ If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他 . Y: c# ]) G, k, ~4 g& H0 @If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 5 M% W. ]! h# } x; z# | If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; : A6 C0 m: m o 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 ' h7 I* A' e) k- E. Q& BIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; ! F' Z! t: p' F ^, N. i& k 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 8 |- w& N/ I: ?% p If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 2 s( s F8 {$ |7 g5 ?* M 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ * t8 B# d8 g1 V# F1 S( p ! I! c \9 f( o, d- e KIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL; & R _4 P$ Q3 s( d t) v( W2 N N" W 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 8 P% Y6 j! F& F, |' h4 Z & ^+ k. \! p( R9 O+ t. RIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ , v- H* T9 F! a, Z4 Q ) K8 v2 n9 H; F A+ Q8 p+ aSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! " m& S7 ^) a" M! o. n: F" [; q: r' vIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... & P1 Z( B2 P2 U9 S如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． 9 h) h$ i3 ?/ ]but if u don't they say u are selfish..... : t/ \+ u4 ~9 S# G; S$ b" o; z 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． # p- C' A: ~) i/ @* u9 EThe moral of the story is....... 以上的故事告诉我们： 0 c+ Y' c$ H% H/ |! J5 \1 D; b 0 F2 M, h8 t j: I; u/ N0 uSend this to guys out there anyway... 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ $ u& O* p Q: C9 [" mSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter... 0 m( V# Z; j+ F) q$ k转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， + p) t. d! A( `2 U/ K0 T' ?让他自娱自乐吧