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Men Are Hard To Pleased
1 c1 L1 C4 ]9 v) A0 N8 [. O- Z 男人很难取悦!!
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2 M0 a; r0 _8 P6 ~6 ?: dThe problems with GUYS:
6 Q+ m$ v: L! d5 z0 J, }1 P 男人的问题是：
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$ c1 t" ~2 M$ ~$ CIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;3 I: K. J6 q2 U6 s; a( {2 R
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．8 w) ?( u9 a6 m
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
# ~8 d$ S4 n) I% l' c 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
! l) Q2 L7 E3 z6 r, b$ k& H0 IIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
1 k7 [) o/ f# i. n8 J3 u 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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/ a1 C6 T- o5 i* Z+ [) JIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
9 g/ i. R$ @3 c, A! E& @: J8 R; y 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的5 u3 L$ S3 ^- B* H
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;6 D7 ^2 y/ G8 L4 h0 Q+ @
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执6 \# \9 p O3 m" X9 _5 d1 p' Y2 _
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.8 h( b7 b; Z& P, L2 V
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！* V K H' Z" m, o+ b0 U
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;& x* {1 ?8 V* m$ Z' z* M( d' X
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.0 ^6 o* u6 q( F2 ~+ ?. C" C0 Y
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
* }. X, ^" c+ o0 X5 eIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;0 {0 Z+ u0 R7 z l# \, H
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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1 d& P- A O. ~3 ]& _If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
+ u4 n4 m* _& ]. ~ 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．) J8 P) W& V, ^( L
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
! U1 z R* j7 Y# U 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他7 u) w! \- k' c( _5 D A
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
5 U1 S0 j$ s5 s A$ b( k3 V 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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4 K4 }: N! }% n5 G- uIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
5 w& x P" J9 p% @- U 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦1 l. d5 ~4 M- D" a
$ S6 v2 R+ a( Z8 t) n2 RIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.8 Y+ k5 o9 _1 `4 C" Q6 m4 _
如果不，他说妳不信任他
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% m! s* v; V- W# b% L: Z. |# f( zIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;* {6 S% d3 L, ^ T* B9 p4 n. b4 L
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈+ }# r& g( F2 Z, p y& W, J
. _' |* \- V7 I. NIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.5 @/ G9 k2 }5 O8 n0 R; I- B- Z
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳9 ]8 h" [# y$ B! \& C( W! g
4 z0 T9 f3 f( `5 F( dIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;+ e; C2 ~+ J( H/ X
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
% o7 h- d% t& t# A+ ~$ r5 j% A9 J" oIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
# M5 h- ]+ x' a6 v 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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c b! @! u% A1 K8 Q: ` h8 LIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
5 v9 C# Y% z# E9 @- K+ l 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩% G$ l: K7 Q, k! |6 n3 ?
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.& g9 M3 y3 n# U! L
如果他吸烟，他是绅士$ ?; T* p, A8 Y- I @
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
) ]. m* W* E* t1 S/ W4 [ 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.9 Y2 e1 w/ P& L8 k3 ^9 B. J
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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+ L3 C" _ x' J- S. h( JIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
; a) a" z( Y7 W5 f! X( R& V 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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2 @! g# j* F2 E. l' {! [If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
" G# u5 m/ j* M 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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/ _8 i% q H7 j6 TSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......; G( Q( L( h y; W9 I1 C5 {
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．# w+ a" \) R! h( D% N5 `
but if u don't they say u are selfish..... u5 d2 c4 Z1 r2 g' f
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
# t8 T4 f( t8 Y8 q& |The moral of the story is.......4 F4 o. s9 k7 x8 o( ^8 a+ R5 Z
以上的故事告诉我们：
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Send this to guys out there anyway...7 V8 B4 }: V; o0 X
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！% v* ?1 W! l$ e1 [* L
) y) z8 C* @# `% P5 s1 O7 J" aSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...0 t2 A) e4 A/ k
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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