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Men Are Hard To Pleased$ T1 a6 O5 @# H1 h4 X5 C! I
男人很难取悦!!
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& I2 x6 ?% T# G5 v# z# CThe problems with GUYS:4 _/ S6 H" f1 x
男人的问题是：/ q% J7 f' t F0 W, I# A
0 D/ z0 Y; q/ _) J4 s8 bIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;# c C' S' Y" H5 I& a! {! i
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．( ?9 g+ o2 q3 \; P2 w( p! A
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.7 n8 \9 R7 ?2 @) f# K5 R7 A
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
( E) \5 I( S% q' N. e0 X. _4 D5 vIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;7 i9 S8 M: i/ ^' k
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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( t( H/ s. ]" E0 ?+ u, J1 jIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. [/ b) o9 f) w: Y" m8 {
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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& S& n5 N/ a; p' Y: w# f0 DIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
$ o _9 @7 g( n* I) B c0 [6 O3 f# v 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执3 m6 a0 g% h5 T+ I
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
: b2 E4 z! X0 Q( {# w' F6 Q# L% x! c 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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- E7 I7 j/ y$ KIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;- Y, B4 u4 O) ^9 ~( J
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷# I' F; b9 Z+ k
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
# W8 d$ [( B" P! a0 s 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！9 x" L8 q! O C
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
( X" t# d0 v9 ^8 _) E8 Q) f8 A 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳" K/ d: B# y8 y2 W$ M+ @
: h' Z2 P* W" n ]4 k& O) @If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)& R' ]0 T2 l1 k' h4 c% m7 h; q
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．. a0 K$ ~8 v2 a! ]# _
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
* n& K o* D0 r* t9 V& j4 s 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他( O) S, B2 k. v! P& n& M: r+ a
, S! y# t+ @2 F( f! m, TIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.* B$ I5 ?" [+ d. b1 }6 b/ D8 `
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！" J `8 G: [4 }1 I! G
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;, n" {. t4 G$ L( R& T* x3 o7 }2 D- d
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦0 r/ y' B( E, y6 H9 N" z
4 V) ?3 O: u1 Q8 RIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.+ ]: W. b4 k c; o, }: |' S
如果不，他说妳不信任他
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7 n7 I e5 \+ Y" ]7 _& fIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
% e& p% G* E$ \1 ] 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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/ J: P/ Y( |/ E% O T' u7 u5 AIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.( a `1 k- H9 A# u& r
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳" ]* K- x; N- h% Z& H8 w: a
7 w" ^; z8 }/ ~" s. xIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
; K1 m5 R0 F/ t% {# w: W 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人4 c" u2 n2 \: r E6 X
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
, ], T: p/ X+ B9 D 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
; ^! j1 k) l0 F4 K0 s 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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% f5 Y# h- z0 x& N8 v$ rIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
$ p, R" t: a* E) Y/ A 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
2 c( W- W6 f7 G: |: _% U( aIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;: x3 T+ D) t: ?' ~+ N9 _) d; ]
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气$ \$ I0 t! B `9 ?
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.6 q6 K/ c" r' |: I( A. p, E
如果他考得好，他说是实力！6 v: }3 R# E- N. ^
6 Y) f( e" T/ g& d# N- R1 o, ` [: rIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;9 d( n g& s- s+ ?
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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/ A3 i" |5 i+ uIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!' g1 f# M1 T0 Z- }/ l9 L/ R6 n a
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！7 l" f$ L! D- u$ G4 r5 M
$ c9 Z" |0 E _SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!. X' V/ T/ A* G9 b D r! X
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
" z: m3 r$ M' ^如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．! W7 V& {0 J! @* b# e: } q. B7 j
but if u don't they say u are selfish....." ~9 q$ K# K$ N* y1 H2 u
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．' T8 ~0 t" C1 H1 T e7 Y8 ]8 k
The moral of the story is.......
1 L9 ?& ]+ W6 m6 V% I以上的故事告诉我们：- H6 I* \9 [! e# G2 E
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
( o% k$ T4 V( l! ]快转寄这邮件给男生吧！7 I2 a1 w& k. q% Y
4 Y+ S8 C4 i3 F/ y. V! wSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...' Z' U) D* c; M& D
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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