ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased 男人很难取悦!! ( T& X$ r8 y# t4 _; ~$ k: o% _ / m0 o* y$ [; OThe problems with GUYS: 男人的问题是： / P- A, S! }% ]& @ R7 Q& f. |1 E4 m5 }If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; ; z8 w" o1 T, e! j- F9 P( Z 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． + R3 Q! a) k0 k9 h6 `/ w1 [. X" l : C% t& R, V. W! O9 cIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. . m, t+ y* a: c3 s' T 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; $ k, r4 J* x$ {0 w 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 . \ F2 |* s$ [ U* oIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ 3 T2 @# v4 S. @$ W$ ] If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 5 C$ W" H5 u- v8 v9 U 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 ' [! i; G6 g! Y5 i' C5 F If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 9 O; s$ Y3 Z7 {' d2 O 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ ' ?- e5 G" W0 [If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 4 Y& W* L2 S7 b 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 # A$ c" h. `/ A! X2 @ If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. % N6 ?: g$ K+ p& y* a) l 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ 3 t# y: j+ n5 N5 R& }: R8 |3 R If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; $ m) h/ \( i/ O3 v& }" e 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 ) d( R0 _5 |9 N: t2 P, x: M- JIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 3 B9 r5 J% b: B- n' D/ \& x3 Z 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 ; A) s. r: u6 ] e7 A" I% `$ a If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 8 S, H4 j! A' m. l9 J% h6 \ N) Y0 F9 P0 C# p" s' oIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; $ c/ } B* o0 I! l- w$ Q; Y 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. ! |+ P9 a* s! S, K 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 0 b L! e9 ?0 D- m$ _2 B7 G+ }1 Y 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 2 c0 m$ }- a8 ^: X' r) `6 h ) _" f8 k) X* N/ JIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. ! i; g6 O9 c$ o B 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 7 ~3 K; ?8 p7 b- ]( i/ G 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 - g: f, I6 M/ j If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ 7 p E4 m4 U) H8 w) R7 e, QIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL; ( [' }2 R0 ~) l6 }- g0 ] 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 / c, ^. {- F/ ^5 T 7 Z7 [2 f7 W8 M! }# p% }If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 8 B3 r: L9 H5 ?( F- @9 t 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ 6 z$ ?' d' E m 1 y4 W+ Q3 w; K- gSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! 6 K0 o$ l+ \ j$ `: ?' R If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． 5 Q% ~) {# Q4 N( l. vbut if u don't they say u are selfish..... , h8 B8 o/ M- w 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． + O3 o2 g7 x3 x1 LThe moral of the story is....... 以上的故事告诉我们： Send this to guys out there anyway... % B' s/ N! l3 t$ s* |0 e$ r快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ ) V, D8 y* P4 |5 u1 j1 M% G # _4 f N7 h: G3 y; s( V& mSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter... 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人 _+ @3 z# {6 T$ ?, @4 I

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， 让他自娱自乐吧