女人一生各阶段最烦听到的话

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<TD class=main vAlign=top>未出生时父母常说∶千万不要是个女孩！<BR><BR>??3岁时经常被告诫∶不许站着尿尿啊。<BR><BR>??5岁上幼儿园∶听老师的话，不要被小男孩欺负。<BR><BR>??8岁∶等你长大了就会明白的。<BR><BR>??10岁∶好好美容，将来找个好老公。<BR><BR>??15岁∶小小年纪怎麽就学会谈恋爱了呢要被男人骗的？<BR><BR>??17岁∶你要好好重视体型，找不到好老公你这一辈子就完了！<BR><BR>??18岁考上大学要离家生活∶这孩子从小就没离开过家┅┅<BR><BR>??23岁∶你从来都不理解父母的苦心，为了男朋友把爸妈都忘了。<BR><BR>??24岁∶都老大不小的了，也不谈个对象，还不如小时候呢！<BR><BR>??25岁，有人介绍男朋友，一见面就说：我有房，有车！<BR><BR>??26岁，最烦老公说∶你怎么这么懒？<BR><BR>??30岁∶你看看你都成黄脸婆了，你看看人家┅┅<BR><BR>??40岁∶都这把年纪了，还化妆，给谁看啊！<BR><BR>??50岁∶都活半辈子了，还有什么希望啊？<BR><BR>??60岁∶老了，老公不中用了！<BR><BR>??70岁∶人到七十古来稀，多活一天是一天。<BR><BR>??80岁，耳朵不好使了，听不到别人说什麽了，倒落个清静。</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV><BR><FONT style="FONT: 12px Tahoma, Verdana; COLOR: #181818"></FONT></TD></TR>
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分飞

哈哈哈哈~

太可爱了

猪头

我咬你一口把0

bigshot

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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 3.9.2007 11:01 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1420745&amp;ptid=196534" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 哈哈哈哈~ 太可爱了 猪头 我咬你一口把0

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<P>放肆</P>

分飞

这。。。。。充其量叫本性把

谁见了猪头都想咬得

bigshot

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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 3.9.2007 11:06 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1420757&amp;ptid=196534" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 这。。。。。充其量叫本性把 谁见了猪头都想咬得

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<P>你也不嫌弃自己嘴小</P>

分飞

吃不了

放冰箱里

嘴小

裂大点

都不是问题

玫瑰

有几条虽不尽然，但大体可以接受。。。

bigshot

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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 3.9.2007 11:16 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1420776&amp;ptid=196534" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 吃不了 放冰箱里 嘴小 裂大点 都不是问题

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<P>还是吃饭比较号</P>

bigshot

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原帖由 <I>玫瑰</I> 于 3.9.2007 11:17 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1420777&amp;ptid=196534" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/hua.gif" border=0 smilieid="76"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/hua.gif" border=0 smilieid="76"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/hua.gif" border=0 smilieid="76"> 有几条虽不尽然，但大体可以接受。。。

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<P>赏个通宝把</P>

玫瑰

找小分要去~