a city girl

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Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.<br>One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says<br>to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to<br>impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the<br>two-by-four over the cow&#39;s stall. You show him where it is."<br>The farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial insemination<br>man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she<br>sees the nail.<br>She says, "This is the one, right here."<br>The man says, "How do you know?"<br>Amy says, "By the nail over its stall."<br>The man says, "What&#39;s the nail for?"<br>Amy says, "I guess it&#39;s to hang your pants on."<br><br>

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