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<br> <br> <br> <br><br> I am a deeply superficial person. <br><br> ——Andy Warhol <br><br> 我是一个深度浅薄的人。 <br><br> When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren＇t smart enough to get out of jury duty. <br><br> ——Norm Crosby <br><br> 你要上法庭就意味着把自己的命运交到12个笨得不会逃避陪审义务的人手中。 <br><br> I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. <br><br> ——Johnny Carson <br><br> 我认识一个人,他戒掉了吸烟、喝酒、性交和美食。直到他自杀以前他身体一直很好。 <br><br> I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. <br><br> ——Robert Frost <br><br> 我自己理了发。我受不了理发师,因为他们话太多了。而且他们说的太多的就是我的头发长了。 <br><br> At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoestore, your big toe will pop out of your sock to see what is goingon. <br><br> ——Ginsburg <br><br> 当你在鞋店里脱下鞋子的时候,你的大脚趾头会从袜子里探出头来看看外面发生了什么事。 <br><br> Toots Shor＇s restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore. <br><br> ——Yogi Berra <br><br> 图茨绍尔的餐馆太拥挤了,再也没人会去那儿了。 <br><br> If you look like your passport photo, you＇re too ill to travel. <br><br> ——Will Kommen <br><br> 如果说你看起来和你护照上的照片很像,那你肯定是病得太严重而不能旅行了。 <br><br> When I was40, my doctor advised me that a man in his forties shouldn＇t play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached50 to start again. <br><br> ——Hugo Black <br><br> 我40岁时,医生告诉我40多岁的人不应该再打网球。我很小心地听从他的劝告,到50岁时重新打网球,这期间等得我心急火燎。 <br><br> Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. <br><br> ——Napoleon Bonaparte <br><br> 当你的敌人犯错误的时候,决不要打断他。 <br><br> <br> <br> |
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