ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased 男人很难取悦!! 2 \6 F9 A! Y# f8 M6 ]4 `& l0 S 6 N$ ~( v d( Y5 h/ H1 HThe problems with GUYS: 男人的问题是： ; F' b' o7 E( h) B3 l* |. i 9 O* t8 L. |; _$ r7 J* f' l* NIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． $ v" p' B/ X) C0 Q* y: ^4 ~If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． 8 G6 F" m2 {% M& \7 mIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 2 T% R$ W6 [5 N4 u 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． 9 }+ R8 ]* u, w- J v& p% N; W If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. # ^$ E! e/ u) I 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ & {7 {# p6 S2 D) b$ p9 T 8 `4 |: V) ~5 ~" R) ZIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 / D! b8 N6 L( Z" V& ?0 ^% | 7 a4 v; t: @" y [If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; + _9 L$ X! X" F3 e3 E: E 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 - {6 D+ M9 J* v4 _; S- \ If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 7 L$ `: E' h1 H 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; , E9 C3 ~! D9 ` ~, E" m 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. , V- r. ~) A6 Q9 x/ n4 A 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ ; z- `% W; I; S! I6 Q 3 r/ y. y) l# O1 IIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 3 i5 I* \1 U% f+ Z7 t 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 " Z9 L" s1 a" J7 w If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 1 R& t D f3 x% n/ Y) p: F 如果不，他说妳不信任他 , g* R3 j* Q2 Y7 x+ c0 ^9 ]If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 9 s& S: p/ \& }3 fIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 0 g! \/ V& c* F 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 % S3 G% ]$ C4 s9 qIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 3 N* w% B* ]5 c$ [0 C0 A. [ b- n3 K ) k" e9 o2 e2 CIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 : W6 O2 y& s0 F/ c# I* rIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 6 _ Z# _! Q" O& w0 S; l sIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 0 N a* U, g9 O; ~ 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 2 z& u6 @8 u$ b 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; & p8 ] _; |, ]2 F$ x8 B7 f 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 F% q4 I! F$ g9 q% c% z8 H v If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! : Y% F) j8 h6 L+ @ U$ q8 i2 j7 L 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ L8 J# R; M: P, @% s+ S6 h SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! - c2 X5 `( J. {; f F3 T! l) R; d 1 |# \0 n! j& S" X! E/ Q5 FIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... ' p$ f# X: d+ ~1 L( V/ a9 P如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． but if u don't they say u are selfish..... + f) C" Z1 `* j2 a7 \9 ~8 }4 S 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． The moral of the story is....... / J% I% j b# T, O. {( ?" W, U以上的故事告诉我们： ) A# {7 X# A$ J- |6 ?2 xSend this to guys out there anyway... 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ 2 p: b, ^1 G3 u6 |* d& F- D% ?Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... ; F a; [ ]0 b9 ~" {$ Y7 t转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， 让他自娱自乐吧