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Men Are Hard To Pleased' J* ]5 p1 @4 Q
男人很难取悦!!
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The problems with GUYS:% Z+ b9 g; h, J% C4 k
男人的问题是：4 n* X! E1 u/ S: H$ e/ a$ k
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;) L/ ^9 [% {- N! L. F
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
6 v- U, [9 @* T) r3 U& @If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
4 m+ @, G; z1 a, |, R% f; o 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．% e+ Z' H* j0 ^9 t) l
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;) M# X0 R2 s4 L4 f/ p5 W0 _! f9 t/ C
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．9 r. R) ?3 ~; ]7 y8 @) X1 F
/ m; ~* l s7 H+ v2 F3 t" _If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.2 ]: N' I* D( u3 g
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的. p) |& g, R' S7 W
; P+ G0 T% a f- B j: s& f( r8 kIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;! ~ S+ E, p+ B1 Y
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执$ q8 }: A# z8 S5 ?$ S$ B
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.. f- N4 ?0 T# C2 t9 |+ s/ @3 v6 [
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！& g F6 n5 Y" B7 Q/ c5 c5 z
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
5 ]1 ?0 K+ E* i7 n# m1 u 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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' d; w" @- i' O& U. G. o% [If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
) T& z; k5 z: d& e4 d 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
+ ~/ _3 m) x$ nIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;+ M9 v, r5 K. E2 M, r2 F! I
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳- `# p8 W5 m3 H
5 b" J9 }5 ~0 ?9 l+ J4 a) s. V4 FIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
& g$ U ]6 Z7 a+ x2 H8 X 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
s9 X' Z/ n2 B6 o# o1 [' JIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
6 V/ D+ G2 ]% N1 y. `$ C5 U 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他/ I! O6 o8 K7 l, d6 N
% U3 J6 O7 s6 j: i G2 L m/ gIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
/ H7 E; q8 f: C c6 t+ S! V; H 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
) m' L& h, l. ?& Y" _* }2 N 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦% Q. q4 \0 Z$ v
( E: u3 z. R1 [2 y1 jIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.0 i: t+ X, l' ?: l1 u) B
如果不，他说妳不信任他" L- X) N# Z d' K
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;6 B+ R4 w3 Z. x
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈$ E: Y% @7 b! I+ l4 e
* A) Z/ n$ Z! y# O5 {5 V4 i) GIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
# E; ]8 O$ F& p+ p 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳& S, ~) @8 q1 R: T# O& k
( Y. ^& z/ ?* @* f, _If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;( O) z( b0 C: v% t
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
T3 i$ X, L: F& P- f0 tIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
7 d& Q) V! a% h: f$ r' R 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的$ q/ }% U- l6 c' J* c4 |( f4 R& g
2 { i& ^1 J3 h2 v s# }If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;6 ~0 P8 c1 C# t0 h3 q$ L0 B! p$ V, j
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩/ `: Z! Q8 Y2 }8 E2 p J7 l
: @' B6 V6 a" b' }: _If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.+ G- s! j% y8 ?1 d6 L- u/ L8 e( b
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
. J o) ~! T& J- V* lIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
: m" M, |4 C! l9 y' _- E0 M# i 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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* S0 _2 Z; w1 Y2 Q: I$ X( C& x) Q) K- jIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.8 z9 x# U8 q; O0 G6 J$ ]6 H
如果他考得好，他说是实力！4 W% q! I: R s" a8 E
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;1 L2 A5 ?7 a' F: `8 c
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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3 J3 `9 p c0 n% f/ z' wIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
/ H0 n8 U6 a4 `. N4 @0 z 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！9 R1 m1 J' C( i; @& K: a8 g
* {8 j" T0 _, P6 v9 E* b' XSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......: s" y+ z8 v) T/ A0 N: W
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
/ [' a9 o* q3 D# ?" b/ R: F- qbut if u don't they say u are selfish.....+ ]8 i6 {0 J q- |
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
2 P& Q3 o& G2 YThe moral of the story is....... U9 ? x! |" i- \6 U
以上的故事告诉我们：# A* b2 N# g, C4 M; y: I) U) m
, {/ ]0 Y& ?1 f& i [0 N/ bSend this to guys out there anyway...
# ]* t7 C5 P8 v1 b! h9 f快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...7 e: j- L( N8 S* H9 f V+ z) I h( s
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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