ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased 男人很难取悦!! The problems with GUYS: 男人的问题是： 9 ^: B' h' l' W, n$ E 5 m- ]' U4 R& Q. ?If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 0 Y, U9 O4 d7 @ 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 8 s; V9 l* A: r. u& s$ o 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 3 M; ? z z8 J0 d# w0 g" s 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． 0 p; a+ @* c( b; u W( M; w8 V & w S7 @5 n" kIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. ) s4 }5 F$ L* L0 z 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 / p' C: k5 S3 P! m$ j# F & ?3 X# f* X. ]& o* I3 O; |# S$ K& NIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; - U' {$ e) E5 Q5 U8 o 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. h, x+ y: R, N9 Q3 q' s0 u" y 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ ! ^$ @3 J$ G! ]* E- c: o5 I" l, LIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 0 B( o9 i9 I# ?- M6 P/ i 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 o$ r$ }, h9 f4 i/ G+ |. [6 v If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 0 |2 @7 L" ]9 I1 ]) `3 z( X" ] 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 1 X H" a2 b+ `' {3 u/ X 5 z6 F, i8 C' \0 q4 g3 O! PIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) ( {) i& j+ A9 L) Z+ V6 L 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． : {; L7 Q1 E+ @% S9 _If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; ! \0 f' u/ H5 K! `) N 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 # l B) Y0 g9 n1 ?# O 5 D' i) {5 i I L8 }# p1 oIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 0 G6 e4 q. v$ n" P 如果不，他说妳不信任他 Z8 }& v9 U1 S5 E & T9 l) u8 z+ Z: j" b zIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. * i: J# u; k" _" @/ z! X I) y0 E 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 ; R$ \: ~$ L4 S7 |: }; ]If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 1 ?) c8 [' M+ D L/ ` 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 - ?# |' x0 K9 qIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 8 M& W/ j+ }% H: M+ @ & D9 L$ Y: V( t* h VIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; # Q6 z/ m* N, ^/ o3 W 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; , n1 F% X3 K2 o1 R0 | 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 & \. ?- g+ \* J L& ^, z If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 0 j- f' k" H+ t/ c6 P3 v. G 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ 9 o7 y# }$ |7 c If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 6 Z7 C, d9 H2 w, m* g! Q If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! # G* {% p. h, [9 } 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ : D+ V* h; U9 u' _SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! $ P# v) n4 [/ S/ u+ t' O If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． * |' g2 @% H2 j$ nbut if u don't they say u are selfish..... ( f9 l: F# d; G7 r% k: U( b3 M 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． ; U: T7 b- z# P- L5 D* R: AThe moral of the story is....... # z7 `- E4 c( ?, u+ r U以上的故事告诉我们： " j/ T0 z c8 a- k. r5 jSend this to guys out there anyway... ; i. V( @! Q: |/ a0 B快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... 2 K: }7 Z/ ^5 E转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人 & F' W9 K: N- a1 W2 k- u

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， " J6 V- z) i4 `% |: i% V让他自娱自乐吧