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Men Are Hard To Pleased5 w1 g: }5 u& r% ?- A9 M. x
男人很难取悦!!
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The problems with GUYS:
" N$ |4 f. z3 R" A2 o 男人的问题是：2 ~/ O7 W+ q8 @: K
; q3 j9 n. k) `; {$ c$ @& gIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;) n0 i8 f( S8 x& j. T5 R
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．0 l* ]1 O- a) F& e! i" K
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
- o; O$ U8 a/ h; p4 b: `8 v- N 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．5 r! A) b& K0 M$ _0 \
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;- \6 T6 m; y7 }4 n; z
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
* a R& o# Z# x) |- j 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的1 ]% ^4 h g: c9 e# [1 G' j3 m# K
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
, Y+ ?( Y1 M; m( ^1 Y' U 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执' s# A U2 z, P! y \ G6 b8 n8 h
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.& p% j, d2 I$ x: Y- t8 G
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！, B) Z' |' N% t P5 _! t
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;* I" U5 H0 e! a3 V& O
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷7 @+ f% ?) C, `& r$ x
; r/ {: b' h, T% dIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.% {9 U: b& |) w; E% f1 ~
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
2 N2 a, T3 L8 z- F, B& o P8 d; cIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;( ^- _, ^0 u: ~& ?: \) G r
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳6 M1 {9 V. W9 A! F
( i2 L5 a' _0 q% | r% \9 d* NIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)- a1 G" k) N* ~5 I) X+ X
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
; f( u# Y8 O2 gIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
- B3 P k" G' ~% ~1 p 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他( u' k6 [# b2 v+ \3 a; F* ?3 G4 p
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.8 T' i' p8 x7 X" P* Z! O. x1 U
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！) Q2 ]8 }- d! F3 [: O
; I; Z. \, G- R/ J. c+ Z/ k4 FIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
3 ]! ~, e U2 M. N6 c 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦0 m1 ^4 d' n2 E; f% a- R) d
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
) v% E9 w% m0 T# ~0 y% ] 如果不，他说妳不信任他' \8 Y# h4 K1 q
0 s! b( F0 K; Y0 dIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
+ G! s& `2 q4 \' X; w9 m; D, X 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
; n2 V, N9 K. W) I 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳7 V0 `/ K% b& B" S: N
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;7 W) Y4 v! R3 x0 W* L
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人( Q/ k+ ]( m* f: r
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so./ N* |- C7 z9 {) {: p/ [7 W* W
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 i; Y* s* }) f9 h& O& R
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
% A& b- G4 E' |* _0 T 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩* l6 Y* ^# d @# a0 D% y* ~
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.+ T8 h" l7 @. V
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
. G* Z& t& E- q# u q, E/ E) M- X YIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
+ O5 A& k$ ]3 D; d% [ 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气9 ?! b5 h7 U. S
& C E5 K5 j5 s1 u* hIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.' g+ @, h1 ^% @. ^2 v- y6 S
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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: E, |# ?& K5 Z' l% J# [If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
- t# X7 g" }' L6 w- H 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍% p' k6 F+ l; d2 Y" Z5 E
! h, M1 U4 Z# R- t! Y3 h' uIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
3 }0 C4 D9 Y" y 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！, r! ^) Q" ?! ?* U8 B' x4 Z+ Y
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!9 Y; p* h# [3 h6 N
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
9 F6 h/ ?, B8 W+ _/ R如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
, V/ e: r( e8 ^" ^! G' lbut if u don't they say u are selfish.....
8 @9 I5 y3 Z+ P4 d; i 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．' N1 {1 S4 a2 P. ^
The moral of the story is.......' K3 m, X7 o/ Y( P' Y
以上的故事告诉我们：) R7 E$ {$ G. N0 y/ c3 [
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
* L7 d' B) L9 l9 R# D快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
* W6 X" ?* j, V- w5 S/ l6 U1 B转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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