ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased 2 p/ D; T; W/ Q1 w1 Q& h 男人很难取悦!! 9 E% ?% {: q+ k% @; \9 K 6 @# g1 D2 H" E2 C" ~0 Q( I! mThe problems with GUYS: 1 p3 U' N9 i2 ~% Q. p) o 男人的问题是： ; ?: Y2 C6 Z w! Q0 ?5 c- _' a5 A $ g0 f& y" _/ W" y1 O) rIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． " `9 I$ Q" s, x+ z# Z( i0 hIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD. ' V3 F* C Q& j* s) Y/ l2 w) a6 g 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． " W" s) i/ j5 y: eIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． " V& ]9 |. Z4 i8 a1 h. a3 v- F6 c. ] If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; $ T' g' M5 F9 S0 m+ W6 A$ E 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 " A# F* r# o% |! zIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ ( u& p, k, O& X" ~% g / `3 r0 Y% `( R, l- I1 ?4 M* sIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 + j% P5 ]7 m2 {9 v5 X0 G% _ If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. % d; A& J$ j+ b) k/ P) w/ z) u* @ 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ ( I2 z5 Q. p) DIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; N6 K6 J3 q: ]6 }5 M 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 0 R5 L, ]/ h9 h+ ?, `9 M) n If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) * I6 a. [- L3 s$ F% y$ R1 C3 {, \+ T 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 $ m" D" \2 e1 n* B; p$ y( \If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 7 |/ q6 @9 @, L 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ $ {: v v5 F1 {% x. [ " o: h9 H, e5 d6 P+ XIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; * f4 B! L$ A2 E! y 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 : B6 _/ u9 U8 o If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. ! j" V9 [" w3 L 如果不，他说妳不信任他 7 w( ?+ J+ Z7 h3 m. R If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; $ l; G; C, o3 s o: M* M 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 . [3 D1 W( S' O3 K + ], r, }" X& h6 L: ?- _If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; ; l3 |) E. a5 z9 |8 Q' e 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 ( g+ J8 F+ }9 E( s- J c# F7 [If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 - E+ G/ K0 O! d9 d, g' T! ^7 t If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; * Z, A* y, B+ N5 a1 c0 n6 s9 K! j1 N 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 5 d8 j( d% ^9 d v$ D( F2 W7 p : ~- w- Z) O( Q; J( r% wIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 8 l) g) |+ E3 M" `2 P0 i" U 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 % E8 L3 v9 s' i( V% R5 NIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; * Y; d* ~- |7 W* | 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 9 c! w- R) `% o- _7 I) B7 f% P5 _. f If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. & J- R. b$ l# H 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ " j& B3 x/ n2 g4 } If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 0 M3 ]# Q3 m) Z/ W% k' R- p+ P" i 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ ! U4 p2 S0 Y2 Z - l2 O, S( K6 A" @ jSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! . \( X- m. C. ?; @$ H" _. cIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． ) p' U; G; G& ?! o7 B' H& Rbut if u don't they say u are selfish..... 0 C' B8 L4 ~ s0 L; ]; \ 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． The moral of the story is....... ( [4 M8 L) Y* a# Q以上的故事告诉我们： Send this to guys out there anyway... & Q" n2 v9 C# _) y; l) n7 C" e快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ 4 L) E+ l/ z+ M4 X8 }' ~Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， 让他自娱自乐吧