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Men Are Hard To Pleased
( _3 S6 L- A: D. U5 e- @7 w. }9 L 男人很难取悦!!3 i4 _, ?/ k! K; v& _! K# U; H
; z5 h+ ]( ^! M# V3 ~0 c, bThe problems with GUYS:- m6 H- b0 |3 E/ c4 D2 Z# b& F
男人的问题是：, @, j3 N* m& T/ O5 m4 r& t
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
/ R$ X& X U0 ?3 [. {: @# ]; a- Q 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．6 D; n7 J7 E7 u8 y' |) P0 _9 C0 v
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.: Y% M% x) N7 L6 j
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
) K* h( c, ?& W/ o( }7 U6 i5 OIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
6 u/ c* |) [/ m3 T 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．3 Z+ X( ~1 c; a7 S) f. R/ N
1 z) c: f0 Y8 Y9 c' z. v5 C# tIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.; C3 @, q; [* z; r
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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+ ~1 Q/ g+ x u3 l; vIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;" |; G* L# E6 O0 R4 J
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
4 K1 t0 d4 _( HIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
, y( L s9 _, z. J 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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" @( _" o+ I7 _: @If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;$ l- m, `" K/ B( D3 ?0 f, g( ]
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷" }% S9 J) v$ |+ I
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.1 d7 x1 O1 N" Y9 i) `7 J4 h/ W5 u
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！, y1 N9 i7 a: d0 _
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
3 U4 K6 M2 I3 S1 z2 C9 j; T 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳5 J; s _' x' f7 B
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
8 w! ?' X/ _; v9 {- t" L, f: ^. \ 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．: z$ Z3 r+ w# n" n' P+ \8 Q# ^
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;) w4 H( P# X; i" o, ]
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.) V4 a8 c2 J' r" {2 G l! w( A
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！5 X6 c# X4 ~* i, l3 @: j3 W
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;5 Q8 m4 T8 x& q6 I+ `, {
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦8 N5 k2 C) j* m: f$ U) [& w
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.: ^- t! |% }# v2 X8 I3 Z
如果不，他说妳不信任他
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
2 m$ `7 |2 u0 o7 F 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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$ x$ P5 L5 N6 u% j' [+ g3 iIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.. V' T4 b j. q& j! G W' [
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳2 ~1 r+ E/ }3 L2 D4 O
* d' K/ m; G+ X {) HIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;0 n9 p8 Q+ F/ `$ K* h T
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
0 w7 ^+ k: l$ [& U! c+ B* zIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. t$ E5 d3 p9 C
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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7 B3 f; q/ X- q7 I3 p4 ?8 [$ { LIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;9 f) S( e X8 T, G( q' C7 t
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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) r. D, i( Q1 \6 OIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. M% C3 r5 u* P9 F. t
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
X$ n7 \! J" d! Y" j( RIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
" Y) M4 j1 R) H8 M) ]" Z7 z y% j3 P 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气( B! K4 D6 S# A6 @ S
1 a5 ?% N5 x6 Z9 I Q7 ^2 [If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
4 `( r+ x" H- a& v! E+ h6 c3 O 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;7 ^2 o4 m; U \2 f! t7 X
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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4 f( I3 d" K- ~If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! L5 W" w4 s: V; T: R2 V
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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1 m; p6 {0 o/ l ASO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!/ z( g- K$ l8 G
6 h2 h, u. t, C( f# a7 sIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
( n: B# z+ `4 l2 ^如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．& a( K3 U1 j% X; Y
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
% G$ F/ L; [, G 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．/ [) h, L: W1 c0 c2 z
The moral of the story is.......: |, o2 p! D t, H: |8 T; t8 {
以上的故事告诉我们：6 p$ q: Z; g- d; F/ C* {
. U1 w- ]: v) v. |Send this to guys out there anyway.../ _4 z1 \, J* J1 P
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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+ o* i; g8 p7 NSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
9 `' H+ T- U! p0 H转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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