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Men Are Hard To Pleased( h( l# S6 e7 n) |, W1 `9 }- S
男人很难取悦!!* B" C' V* y3 ?6 U' U: P3 E
2 h l( ~5 p& F5 R" ?8 _# \The problems with GUYS:
' A3 m- H; T; y/ [ 男人的问题是：3 O ]) i5 p% O# ^
; j1 X5 ]2 q: L) f0 c( eIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;2 b7 Y w; `1 Y# o( H
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
+ X3 z$ I- ]& \' f+ x; t* F$ I( CIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.- y2 d# T9 H$ {+ j: h x
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
# r* Z4 n( n! y7 k( N4 l' c4 Z. d5 ?8 VIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;, S2 M: l7 h0 _" ^
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．) j8 o2 @2 |" {8 t
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.$ e+ r7 O/ C+ `% l+ ^ S4 b2 A
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的5 ^# S e" G. I _
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;( q7 f+ e4 B0 e1 b# i3 V
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执. z, t: B4 H; W. W
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.' Y. {. o) u7 ~9 k. R
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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8 p6 d- N8 x) z8 J$ j' dIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;& H2 h1 P, f5 j- @
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
W5 r; q* m- p/ h 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！. k, E7 f8 p2 E
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
! _: k+ s1 i; n7 K, d1 _ 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
9 G' v: P' d$ v |6 |+ n1 n 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
, F4 E- r) m! n% WIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
/ P2 J% I2 h) r! ~1 ]: d 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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* d# _. x8 U$ P3 ?% K9 AIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.) U' K* k( P" V8 g Q3 o
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
' _1 j/ T; o% T6 Q0 e 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦4 D2 A1 K( V( V S
0 H. A, k8 E9 \1 h2 vIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
; |# d- f% t; x6 z% z 如果不，他说妳不信任他
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! K0 U: a. {" O9 n. [! R0 I. fIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
9 b) t$ B5 X& t0 J6 `9 F 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈. i" C" P; ?% q, o0 V2 b" R3 F
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.9 v. x1 S' F( o, p
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 F& U2 }2 R$ O* F' [
# j$ P3 H/ B6 T( BIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;7 O1 ]. ?" r" I: @# @/ X
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人# B X: J3 d% V H
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
4 _8 F/ O; ?, _: I) C$ x 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的/ Z# P2 V3 Q8 d# w4 J+ n Z1 \
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
+ ~4 A# n- b8 h! x: n5 t( a' Q1 t% W 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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! N! \% x' K( ` Q; s( I' y2 B0 ^If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
' Z& B3 t, V& F, T 如果他吸烟，他是绅士/ M2 z( l+ c8 s8 v" [) u
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;* U1 b+ m1 v$ L+ C9 c& A( x1 c
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气- N+ f+ ^: r5 e
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.8 q) F, K; `5 _1 k
如果他考得好，他说是实力！/ P6 u% s% l$ @1 H" p7 u d
+ g/ a7 l t; F4 XIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
/ m; z. D8 G/ C8 P 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 t/ U7 w6 R9 y6 e3 h9 ^6 N* _
, a, d" e4 q- x" iIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
: N+ d6 w2 R' W4 E$ w! y 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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8 t8 }" R4 x, z" r1 v0 PSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!4 p1 m" p/ E6 V/ P% u+ i
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......1 v$ B1 O! j! k% z! _) q1 q
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．' {( P8 r( M1 a0 A, d
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
! }1 Y. ~& M6 a' D( m4 @! P0 Q& b8 Y2 E$ l 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．8 X2 m8 O; _" j& J- d$ W/ Z( i
The moral of the story is.......
5 q) Q% |3 w# _! X3 L; g以上的故事告诉我们：
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0 m6 L' L* A& FSend this to guys out there anyway...
; r/ r: _- X* ~( v- ~快转寄这邮件给男生吧！& K* q" s( }) F5 ~: Z7 m: R4 u
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
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