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发表于 14.6.2005 11:01:36 | 只看该作者
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<!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017128218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017128218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017128218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />我曾经是一名普通的CS战士,我有着崇高的理想!<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171432218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171432218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171432218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />虽然有些时候也会做一些无伤大雅的“坏事<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171553218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171553218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171553218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />但总的来说我还是个有为的上进青年,平时我有很多爱好,譬如喜欢下棋。<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171642218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171642218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171642218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />当然有时候利用业余时间也搞点副业,赚点外快<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171910218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171910218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610171910218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />我养的鸡给组织上放了卫星,组织上决定升我的官,哈哈<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172149218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172149218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172149218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />CS战友都说我平步青云了,将一发不可收拾了<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172359218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172359218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172359218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />得到楼上的顶后,我也很卖力,在自己的本职工作上我丝毫不放松,出生入死不忘宣传国家基本国策。<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172439218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172439218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172439218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />这时候,我认识了她..........,虽然我老是恶作剧地作弄她……<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172547218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172547218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172547218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />但是,在我表白的时候,她接受了我的玫瑰花,我陶醉了...<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172634218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172634218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172634218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />可是快乐永远是短暂的。在一次行动中我出了点意外!这是我人生的重大转折点<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017274218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017274218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017274218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />那次意外之后我发现自己变了,对女人再没有了兴趣,却喜欢看一些……<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172748218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172748218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172748218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />我越来越严重了<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172821218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172821218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610172821218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />我甚至在行动中趁土匪没法反抗的时候,骚扰他们!我彻底完蛋了!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017297218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017297218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017297218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />因为我虐待战俘,土匪的老大决定和我们决斗——是群殴型的。<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173013218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173013218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173013218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />而我那天心情不好,出去钓鱼了。<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173037218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173037218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173037218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />等我回来得时候发现我的战友全挂了!<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173052218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173052218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173052218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />我决定为战友报仇,设法挖了条地道想直通他们总部<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173119218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173119218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173119218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />可是没想到地道的尽头竟然是他们的牢房,郁闷ed。<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173149218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173149218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173149218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />还好,牢头和我的关系不错,我们平时很有共同爱好。。。。<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173210218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173210218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173210218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />其实他也是一个GAY,大家都看不起他。大家可以想象我们的感情是终会爆发的。在一个无聊的下午,他向我提出了交往。。。。<br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017363218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017363218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/200561017363218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />CS精华,如果你不回,我决定~~~先这样~<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173737218620146.jpg--><a href='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173737218620146.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://upload.6to23.com/autopostimg/2005610173737218620146.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br />最后你这样......[完]<br /><br /><br /><br />
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发表于 14.6.2005 11:29:58 | 只看该作者
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