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10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. <br /><br />9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. <br /><br />8. Beer has never caused a major war. <br /><br />7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves. <br /><br />6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. <br /><br />5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer. <br /><br />4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer. <br /><br />3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you. <br /><br />2. You can prove you have a beer. <br /><br />1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop. <br /> |
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