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go and look! 走着瞧<br><br>good good study,day day up 好好学习，天天向上 <br><br>no mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东，没有新中国 <br><br>go a head! 去个头！ <br><br>people mountain people sea 人山人海 <br><br>no three no four 不三不四 <br><br>u ask me,i ask who? 你问我，我问谁？ <br><br>if you old three old four,i will give you color see see 如果你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看<br><br>dog day’s 狗日的<br><br>light egg 穷光蛋<br><br>do early f**k 做早* <br><br>go to your mother 去你md <br><br>full clear ten big cool punishment 满清十大酷刑<br><br>after i do something! aids爱滋病！ <br><br>day day do morning f**k! 天天做早*<br><br>i saw a man saw a saw with a saw~~~~ 我看到一个男人拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头<br><br>kill one police hundred 杀一警百<br><br>give your face,you don’t sport! 给你脸，你不会运用！<br><br>fat head fish 胖头鱼<br><br>gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手<br><br>you me you me 彼此彼此<br><br>f**k do system. 操作系统<br><br>horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎<br><br>where cool where you stay!! 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着 <br><br>you give me stop!! 你给我站住！！<br><br>fish yes 于（鱼）是<br><br>see you tomorrow 谁又偷猫肉<br><br>sir, you going down? 先生，你够淫荡 <br><br>know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知<br><br>we are brother，who and who？ 咱哥俩谁跟谁啊<br><br>eyes keep healthy f**k 眼保健操<br><br>横knife夺love。<br><br>king eight egg 王八蛋<br><br>let’s go shopping 赖雌勾哨兵<br><br>5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱<br><br>you ask me, i ask who 你问我，我问谁啊<br><br>look through autumn water! 望穿秋水 <br><br>why? 为什么<br><br>no why! 不为什么<br><br>why no why? 为什么不为什么<br><br>no why no why! 不为什么不为什么 you have<br>painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放！<br><br>how are you？怎么是你？ <br><br>how old are you？怎么老是你？<br><br>f**k do computer！操作电脑<br><br>watch sister 表妹<br><br>blue whose and whose 不入虎穴，焉得虎子 ice snow clever 冰雪聪明<br><br>blake new new 黑猩猩<br><br>save water. shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡<br><br>love the neighbor. but don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道<br><br>"your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。<br><br>"hard work never killed anybody." but why take the risk? “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。<br><br>"work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。<br><br>the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？！<br><br>no matter three seven tweenty-one. 不管三七二十一<br><br>try try see 试试看<br><br>hit fire machine 打火机<br><br>一位学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故，由于好奇，一直没有离开，警察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。he said ：one car come one car go <br><br>two car peng peng one man die <br><br>一个小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。 <br><br>小强转头就对老外说：no sit see,stand see. if see stand see. <br><br>老外回答说：sorry i don’t understand your english. <br><br>小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文.......<br> |
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发表于 20.6.2004 10:16:12
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--><img src='http://www.kaiyuan.de/modules/ipboard/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>你真厉害，我是能看懂，但老外就........ <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://www.kaiyuan.de/modules/ipboard/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> 
