三字经的英文翻译

BROKEDOWN

人之初：At the begining of life. <br>性本善：Sex is good. <br>性相近：Basically,all the sex are same. <br>习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. <br>苟不教：If you do not practise all the time. <br>性乃迁：Sex will leave you.. <br>教之道：The way of learning it <br>贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person. <br>昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng <br>择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. <br>子不学：If you don&#39;t study hard, <br>断机杼：Your Dick will become useless. <br>窦燕山 Dou, the Famous <br>有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine <br>教五子 All his five son took it <br>名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. <br>养不教 If your children don&#39;t know how to do it, <br>父之过 It is all your fault. <br>教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, <br>师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. <br>子不学 You may refuse to study this <br>非所宜 but that is a real mistake <br>幼不学 If you don&#39;t learn it in childhood, <br>老何为 you will lose your ability when aged <br>玉不琢 If you don&#39;t exercise your dick, <br>不成器 It won&#39;t become hard and strong. <br>人不学 If you don&#39;t learn sex, <br>不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://www.kaiyuan.org/modules/ipboard/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->  

mengclark

我南大英语系的同学还以此写了一篇毕业论文呢，得了90分，狠吧，连外院院长王守仁都夸奖他写得好。

馒头

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