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[普通笑话] 一个大学男生的爆笑求爱简历

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发表于 3.5.2009 16:01:42 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式


Very strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.

十分坚强:被女孩子甩了45次,还活着。
People is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."
人也很好:这是45个女孩子中有36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很好”。
Enjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!
喜欢干净:来自网络何处无芳草,不能天天不洗澡!
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
爱护动物:所以家里的“小强”成群。
Good English: every day online Nciku.com
英语好:天天在线N词酷(nciku.com)
Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.
做事果断:买东西后立刻付帐,饿了马上就吃饭。
I love my parents: as the money for parents.
我爱我的父母:视金钱为父母。
Compassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!
有同情心:我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划,好让他跟我有同样的心情,这就是同情心!
I am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.
我很阳光:所以黑得跟碳似的。
To accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.
对人包容:我有点近视。
Comprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.
领悟力强:在被甩的经历中,有个女孩子把我拉到郊外,将我送她的玫瑰花,慢慢地插在了一坨野粪上,我立刻就明白了。
Perseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!
坚韧不拔:在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后,朋友终于去付帐了!
Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!
很浪漫:玫瑰、红酒、,还有一包康师傅。




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发表于 4.6.2009 20:40:36 | 只看该作者
哥们,不要光用翻译器啊,要先看看对不对在发表,否则就不要出英文啦?
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发表于 4.6.2009 22:35:43 | 只看该作者
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