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GARFIELD WORDS
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
<br>钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。<br>One should love animals. They are so tasty.
<br>每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。<br>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
<br>要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。<br>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.<br>要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。<br>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
<br>每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。<br>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
<br>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛<br>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.<br> 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
<br>成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
<br>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
<br>不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
<br>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<br> 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。<br> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
<br>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
<br>"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
<br>“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
<br>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
<br>“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。<br>"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
<br>“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
<br>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
<br>神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
<br>When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
<br>两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
<br>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
<br>服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
<br>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
[ 本帖最后由 Shennybenny 于 1.3.2008 08:55 编辑 ] |
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