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winddance

今天刚干了一件，想解冻包馄炖的面皮，就把面皮扔到热水里去了。

笑对人生

就吃面皮也不错.

笑对人生

原帖由 <i>vanhch</i> 于 29.8.2007 20:54 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1415007&amp;ptid=195728" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
今天晚上新出炉的糗事儿:昨天请朋友们吃饭,做了好几个菜,也把平时都不用的酱油和醋搬了出来,加上两瓶油,一共四个高瓶子.也不知道学生宿舍的橱柜是谁设计的,这些高的瓶子只能放在最上面的一个格子里面. 昨天因为 ...

<br>听说过一道菜叫:油泼..............<img smilieid="3" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"><br>

karlsruheU

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原帖由 <I>winddance</I> 于 29.8.2007 21:03 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1415039&amp;ptid=195728" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 今天刚干了一件，想解冻包馄炖的面皮，就把面皮扔到热水里去了。

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<P>原来是吃面片吃习惯了</P>

分飞

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<P>突然想到</P>
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<P>原来打工的时候</P>
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<P>客人要的是杯梅子酒，我去做的。厨房的梅子酒是放在一个容器里的，我拿起来就装了一杯，然后放了一个梅子进酒杯</P>
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<P>想都没想就给客人送去了</P>
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<P>结果，两分钟后</P>
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<P>一起打工的一哥们端着这杯酒就回来了，跟我说，你尝尝。</P>
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<P>我当时就想，这哥们疯了阿，太猖狂了。我们平时，只是喝点饮料 什么的，哪有上班喝酒的阿</P>
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<P>于是，就说，不~我下班再喝~</P>
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<P>。。。。。他一脸苦楚地说</P>
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<P>什么下班再喝阿，你做的~，这是醋~！</P>
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<P>晕，眩晕，巨大的眩晕</P>
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<P>原来，醋和梅子酒一样的颜色，放在了一样的容器里，只是上面写了名字而已</P>
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<P>我都没看到<IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/Surrender.gif" border=0 smilieid="48"> </P>
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<P>想想那客人也算软化血管了</P>
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<P>安慰阿~</P>

笑对人生

不好玩.讲两个故事一点奖励都没有.<img smilieid="51" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/PIGcry.gif" border="0">

玫瑰

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原帖由 <I>笑对人生</I> 于 30.8.2007 08:20 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1415650&amp;ptid=195728" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 不好玩.讲两个故事一点奖励都没有.

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<P>姐姐，每人讲个故事我都给钱了，唯独不能给自己。。。<IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/PIGcry.gif" border=0 smilieid="51"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/PIGcry.gif" border=0 smilieid="51"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/PIGcry.gif" border=0 smilieid="51"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/PIGcry.gif" border=0 smilieid="51"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/PIGcry.gif" border=0 smilieid="51"> </P>

bigshot

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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 30.8.2007 06:20 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1415599&amp;ptid=195728" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> &nbsp; &nbsp; 突然想到 &nbsp; 原来打工的时候 &nbsp; 客人要的是杯梅子酒，我去做的。厨房的梅子酒是放在一个容器里的，我拿起来就装了一杯，然后放了一个梅子进酒杯 &nbsp; 想都没想就给客人送去了 ...

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<P>这个还不错</P>

bigshot

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原帖由 <I>笑对人生</I> 于 30.8.2007 08:20 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1415650&amp;ptid=195728" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 不好玩.讲两个故事一点奖励都没有.

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<P>等我高级了。。。</P>
<P>给</P>

bigshot

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原帖由 <I>PIAOPIAOPIAOPIAO</I> 于 30.8.2007 12:41 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1415852&amp;ptid=195728" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 多少分以上就可以给别人加分了啊···

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<P>阁下可是水网啊</P>
<P>怎么问我？</P>