外语角重新开张啦。。

dietotenhosen

原帖由 AlterWerther 于 8/17/07 08:05 发表

这个回帖。。可以看成是挑逗么？:surrender:

:pig3: :pig3: :pig3: ，不敢~:banhan: :banhan: :banhan:

AltenWerther

那就请妹妹明示啦。。

真是好暧昧啊。。这么多可能性。。比如说。。。

。。维特哥哥象唐僧。。

。。哲学上的否定之否定。。

。。逻辑上的双重否定。。

。。。

以上文本借助www.InputKing.com在线中文输入法输入

dietotenhosen

哥哥。。。真是不好意思

Jaja 的解释：如果你和一个人在交谈，你对对方的观点不苟同，甚至蔑视，又不想费吐沫争辩的时候说：jaja... 意思就是“leck mich am arsch"，德国人都知道的啊。。。

xiangcundream

妹妹懂得可真多，赞一个。

dietotenhosen

原帖由 xiangcundream 于 8/17/07 13:31 发表
妹妹懂得可真多，赞一个。

可惜该懂的都不懂。。。Nicht mal Abitur:pigcry: ...

xiangcundream

妹妹过谦了，有空教哥哥一下。

AltenWerther

die 1. Möglichkeit... stimmt es...order?

dietotenhosen

原帖由 AltenWerther 于 8/17/07 13:40 发表
die 1. Möglichkeit... stimmt es...order?

Ja，ja

wowo

原来恁们在这打情啊

AlterWerther

Women's English :

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure ... go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = ... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
I'm not yelling = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

Men's English:

I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it ... We'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = Okay, I said it ... We'd better have sex now!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
(While shopping): I like that one better = Pick any bloody dress and let's go home and have sex!