关于男女的 deep thoughts

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关于男女的 deep thoughts <br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />ROMANCE MATHEMATICS <br /><br />Smart man + smart woman = romance <br />Smart man + dumb woman = affair<br />Dumb man + smart woman = marriage<br />Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<br /><br />浪漫的数学<br /><br />聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫<br />聪明男人+笨女人=偷情<br />笨男人+聪明女人=婚姻<br />笨男人+笨女人=怀孕<br />______________________________ <br /><br />SHOPPING MATH <br /><br />A man will pay ＄20 for a ＄10 item he needs. <br />A woman will pay ＄10 for a ＄20 item that she doesn&#39;t need.<br /><br />购物的数学<br /><br />一个男人会为一件值10元他需要的东西付20元.<br />一个女人会为一件值20元她不需要的东西付10元.<br />_____________________________ <br /><br />GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS <br /><br />A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br />A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br />A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br />A successful woman is one who can find such a man. <br /><br />通用方程和统计<br /><br />一个女人为未来担忧直到她找到一个丈夫.<br />一个男人从不担忧未来直到他得到一个妻子.<br />一个成功的男人是能挣比他妻子能花的钱还多的人.<br />一个成功的女人是能找到这样一位男人的人.<br />_____________________________<br /><br />HAPPINESS <br /><br />To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br />To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.<br /><br />幸福<br /><br />要想和一位男人幸福生活,你必须非常了解那个男人但只爱他一点点.<br />要想和一位女人幸福生活,你必须非常爱她但千万别试着去了解她.<br />______________________________ <br /><br />LONGEVITY <br /><br />Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.<br /><br />长寿<br /><br />结婚的男人比未婚的男人长寿,但结婚的男人比未婚的男人更想去死.<br />______________________________ <br /><br />ROPENSITY TO CHANGE <br /><br />A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn&#39;t.<br />A man marries a woman expecting that she won&#39;t change, and she does.<br /><br />变化的趋势<br /><br />一个女人和一个男人结婚是期望他能改变,但他从不改变.<br />一个男人和一个女人结婚是期望她永不改变,但她一定会变.<br />_____________________________ <br /><br />DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE <br /><br />A woman has the last word in any argument.<br />Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument<br /><br />讨论技巧<br /><br />争论的最后一句话必须是女人讲的.<br />男人在那以后讲的任何话都是新一轮争论的开始.<br /><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />

AlterWerther

常识啊。。deep在哪里呢？