【转帖】最伤GG六句话

sky2007

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< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">绝对伤心榜第六名</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">—— <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">女：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">我一直就拿你当哥哥看啊？～</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">分析：此言一出，男子必将胸闷百倍，轻则强颜欢笑一天，重则心烦气躁数周。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">绝对伤心榜第五名</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">—— <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">女：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">因为你长得太像他了。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">分析：此言一出，男子必将胸闷千万倍，轻则哈哈大笑后扬长而去，重则伺机报复。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">绝对伤心榜第四名</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">—— <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">女：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">那天我喝醉了，我们不合适的～～～</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">分析：此言一出，心如刀绞，轻则无奈伤心离去心中留下永久疤痕，重则让你一辈子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">没好日子过！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">绝对伤心榜第三名</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">—— <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">女：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">我只是和你开个玩笑，别告诉我你当真了？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">分析：此言一出，男子痛不欲生，轻则虐待自己肉身，重则严重虐待对方肉身！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">请谨慎使用！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">绝对伤心榜第二名</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">—— <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">女：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">这是。。。你的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">——</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">鸡鸡</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">....</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">......</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">精致啊？！？！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">分析：此言可大可小，轻则一笑而过，重则会造成他的心理障碍，若无绝对把握，请</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">严防说漏！！！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">绝对伤心榜第一名！！！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">———— <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">女：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">对不起，其实孩子不是你的？！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">分析：此言一出。。。。。必有血光之灾！！！轻则伤一命，重则三命及以上，后果</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不堪设想！！！真要说的话用电话或者</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">qq</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">等不见人的方式，然后人间蒸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">发。。。。。）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">最终提醒：是女的，最好不要说这几句话！～～。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">————</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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原帖由 落落米 于 6.2.2008 13:32 发表
我补一句～你真不是男人！

嘿嘿，我是男生！

sky2007

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原帖由 <I>落落米</I> 于 6.2.2008 13:32 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1658954&amp;ptid=223593" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 我补一句～你真不是男人！

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<P>你說了很好，我就喜歡你說這句話。謝謝你。</P>

落落米

我补一句～你真不是男人！