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Beer Before it starts
The man comes home after work and sits in front of the TV.
He asks is wife, "Honey, bring me a beer befor it starts."
He drinks it, then he asks again is wife, "Honey, bring me a beer befor it starts."
After the 4th beer his wife asks him: "Don't you think you have had enough yet?"
The man relpies, "That's it, IT starts."
What to do to avoid driving drunk.
Next time you are too drunk to drive,
walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order.
When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with 'em.
The chicken
A woman with a chicken on a leash walks past a drunk.
"Hey!", says the drunk. "Where'd you get the pig?"
"You're drunk!", the woman replies. "This is a chicken."
"I was talkin' to the chicken."
Beer bottle for blondes
Did you know that they have special beer bottles for blondes?
On the cap there is a sign: "Read from bottom." On the bottom there is a note: "Open from other side..."
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What's wrong?
So this Irishman walks out of a bar...
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[ 本帖最后由 DROW 于 12.10.2007 15:01 编辑 ] |
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