经典名言 for our programmer ~~

戒烟如你

Money is not everything. There*s Mastercard & Visa. <br /> 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。<br /> <br /> One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br /> 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 <br /><br /> Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <br /> 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 <br /><br /> Love the neighbor. But don*t get caught. <br /> 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 <br /><br /> Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every <br /> unsuccessful man, there are two. <br /> 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。 <br /> <br /> Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only <br /> thing in life. <br /> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 <br /> <br /> The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <br /> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 <br /> <br /> Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br /> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 <br /><br /> Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<br /> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。 <br /><br /> Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br /> 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 <br /><br /> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats <br /> cause children. <br />后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 <br /><br />Your future depends on your dreams.* So go to sleep. <br />现在的梦想决定着你的将来*，所以还是再睡一会吧。 <br /><br />There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every <br /> morning. <br />应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 <br /><br />Hard work never killed anybody.* But why take the risk? <br /> 努力工作不会导致死亡&#33;不过我不会用自己去证明。 <br /><br />Work fascinates me.* I can look at it for hours&#33; <br /> 工作好有意思耶&#33;尤其是看着别人工作。 <br /><br /> God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <br /> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 <br /><br /> When two*s company, three*s the result&#33;<br /> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是&#33; <br /><br /> A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without <br />restricting the view. <br /> 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 <br /><br /> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the <br /> more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother<br /> to learn. <br /> 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,<br /> 为什么学来着 <br /><br />

jude

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