经典搞笑,人生路

雨丝

还是从俺出生时说起吧，上个世纪的某一天，俺降生了<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />虽然那时还比较穷，但俺出生时也是浑身名牌货<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-1.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-1.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-1.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />小时候我是既贪吃……<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-2.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-2.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-2.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />又贪睡……<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-3.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-3.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-3.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />还爱搞恶作剧……<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-4.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-4.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-4.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />俺在被窝里常听奶奶讲“七仙女”“白蛇传”的故事，这是俺受到的关于爱情的启蒙教育。虽然还是很懵懂，但也就是从这个时候起，爱情的种子已经在俺的幼小的心灵里萌芽了<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-2.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-2.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-2.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />在一次运动会上，俺第一次认识了和俺同校但不同班的小红，并且马上爱上了她，这可能就是人们所说的一见钟情吧<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-3.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-3.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-3.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />着一次“邂逅相遇”的机会，俺把俺的心思告诉了她，其实这个机会是俺酝酿了大半年才等来的：），没想到小红没有理解俺的一片苦心，根本不领俺的这份“情”<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-4.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-4.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-4.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />从那以后俺整天就象掉了魂儿似的，时时盯她的梢<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-5.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-5.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-5.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />上课也不能专心听讲<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-6.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-6.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-6.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />尽管她对俺挺冷淡，但俺并不灰心，俺相信精诚所至金玉为开只要工夫深铁棒磨成针、只要脸皮厚美眉泡到手的道理，于是俺每天放学时坚持把她送回家（俺用的这招叫“声东击西”，欲得MM爱，先得丈母娘的欢心。怎么样，俺还算高手吧？）<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-7.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-7.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-7.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />经过俺长期的不懈努力，她对俺有点好感了，开始向俺请教算术题（谢天谢地，幸亏她比俺还笨，俺才有了这样的机会：）<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-8.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-8.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-8.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />终于有一天，俺们有了第一次的单独约会……（想看什么啊，没见过谈恋爱的啊）<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-9.gif--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-9.gif' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-9.gif' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />为了请她吃顿肯得鸡.......................我................做了一星期的模特<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-10.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-10.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-10.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />可好景不长，俺们刚确立恋爱关系不久，文化大革命就开始了<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-11.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-11.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-11.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />俺和小红同时参加了红卫兵，并响应毛主席的号召去了农村（不去不行啊）<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-12.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-12.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-12.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />因为在学校时俺没好好学习（当时不是光顾着追小红嘛），所以在农村除了《毛选》俺什么书也不看（也看不懂：）<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-13.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-13.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-13.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />但考试时的感觉还是很好的,偶尔也有收获<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-6.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-6.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-6.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />而小红却在暗地里偷偷学习文化课（俺真后悔那时候没和她一块学，一来嘛－－啊，二来嘛－－啊，哈哈，大家自然明白啦）<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-14.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-14.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-14.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />小红还经常锻炼身体<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-5.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-5.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-1-5.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />农村真不是人呆的地方，这不，没两年，小红就长得和冬瓜一个模样了：（ <br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-15.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-15.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/1-15.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />俺这个二十来岁的小伙子也未老先衰，弄得象半截老头似的 <br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />还学会了喝酒，但我听医生的话，每顿只喝一杯<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1-1.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1-1.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1-1.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />小红的努力终于得到了回报，恢复高考后她考上了大学<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-2.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-2.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-2.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />而俺不得不继续留在农村接受贫下中农的再教育。没有了小红的日子俺的心里特别失落，就在俺情绪极端低沉的时候，村里有个叫小芳的姑娘看上了俺，她是支书的女儿<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-3.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-3.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-3.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />这个书包是小芳亲手做了送俺的，这里面的意思俺当然明白，是鼓励俺“扎根”农村。<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-4.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-4.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-4.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />可俺还是恋着小红，晚上睡觉时最想……俺对农村怎么也喜欢不起来，对小芳也爱不起来，不过，俺还是很感谢她的，谢谢她给俺的爱，陪俺度过那个年代。<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1-2.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1-2.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-1-2.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />人们总爱骂背叛爱情的人是“负心汉”，其实世上也有很多“忘情女”，小红就是其中的一个！俺最担心的事终于发生了，真是古有秦香莲遭遇陈世美，今有小红甩了俺思绪飘飞，命苦哇<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-5.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-5.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-5.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />到这个消息，俺真是恶从胆边生，气不打一处来，俺发誓要报复<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-6.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-6.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-6.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />不过等俺冷静下来，俺终于想明白了，小红之所以甩了俺，原因都在俺身上，谁让俺不求上进只是个普通农民来着。于是俺决心洗心革面，混出个人样来让小红看看，俺决心把失去的小红再夺回来，于是俺利用小芳的关系走了他爹的后门参了军（当然俺也付出了两瓶散酒，一条大丰收香烟的代价，另外俺还付出了其它代价俺在这里就不好意思说了）<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-7.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-7.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-7.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />可是俺的一番努力并没有再次赢得小红的心，不久俺就得到了她结婚的消息<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-8.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-8.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-8.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />那时候俺还小人之心地抱着一线希望，就是昐着她和她丈夫感情不好以后离婚，但后来听说她婚后很幸福<br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-9.jpg--><a href='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-9.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-9.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><br /><br /><br />俺觉得天已经塌了下来，俺真是万念俱灰，既然得不到最爱的人真是生不如死，于是俺决定为小红殉情…… <br /><!--Image http://depart.hebust.edu.cn/depart/waterbar/jcmw/j20020630pic/2-10.jpg--><a 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coffeecai

太年轻了~