[转帖]饭堂论剑

oudi

<br>  打饭的叔叔面带&quot;无助神功&quot;; <br>刷卡的阿姨手快得像&quot;幽冥鬼爪&quot;; <br><br>忙着打饭的同学走的是&quot;凌波微步&quot;; <br><br>插队的哥们用的是&quot;瞬间转移大法&quot;; <br><br>得手后潇洒于一招&quot;神成龙摆尾&quot;; <br><br>失败后则被众人驱之以&quot;佛山无影脚&quot;; <br><br>你插队我也插队遥的是&quot;以彼之道,还施彼身&quot;; <br><br>盯住喷香的饭菜饿得用&quot;摄魂大法&quot;; <br><br>排于队尾的急得来招&quot;狮子吼&quot;; <br><br>抓馒头时,快似&quot;擒拿手&quot;; <br><br>筷子断了,就只好用&quot;一阳指&quot;; <br><br>吃鸡块时用的是&quot;分筋错骨手&quot;; <br><br>割牛排遥的是&quot;火焰刀&quot;. <br><br><br><br> <br> <br>

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Theresia

谁是武林盟主&#33;

xingzn_007

总之就是先天混元功~~~

鲨鱼饵

   haha  有意思~  <!--emo&:d--><img src='https://www.kaiyuan.info/modules/ipboard/html/emoticons/teeth_smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='teeth_smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&--><img src='https://www.kaiyuan.info/modules/ipboard/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->  

番茄猪^o^

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