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< class=comment style="MARGIN: auto 0cm"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=PMingLiU><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">字符趣对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">(</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">⌒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT face=PMingLiU>.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">⌒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT face=PMingLiU> ) (</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">⌒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT face=PMingLiU>.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">⌒</SPAN><FONT face=PMingLiU><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> ) </SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“办</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">说：平衡才是硬道理。 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">兵</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">丘</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">说：无情的战争，太可怕，炸飞了你两条腿，残酷</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: PMingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: PMingLiU">，</SPAN><FONT face=PMingLiU><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">占</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">说：几天不见，就坐上小轿车了？ </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">旦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">但</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">说：胆小鬼，还请上保镖了</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: PMingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: PMingLiU">，</SPAN><FONT face=PMingLiU><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">日</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">曰</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">说：该减肥了</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: PMingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: PMingLiU">，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>尺</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>对</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>尽</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>说：姐姐，结果出来了。你怀的是双胞胎</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>木</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>对</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>术</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>说：脸上长颗痣就当自己是美人了</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">，</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>巾</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>对</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>币</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>说：儿啊</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">，</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=PMingLiU>你戴上博士帽，也就身价百倍了。</FONT></SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

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