世上最强的中国式英语

Affenkoenig

01．we two who and who？<br /><br />咱俩谁跟谁阿<br /><br />02．how are you ? how old are you?<br /><br />怎么是你，怎么老是你？<br /><br />03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you<br /><br />不鸟我，我也不鸟你<br /><br />04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！<br /><br />你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！<br /><br />05．hello everybody&#33;if you have something to say,then say&#33;if you have nothing to say,go home&#33;&#33;<br /><br />有事起奏，无事退朝<br /><br />06．you me you me<br /><br />彼此彼此<br /><br />07．You Give Me Stop&#33;&#33;<br /><br />你给我站住！<br /><br />08．know is know noknow is noknow<br /><br />知之为知之，不知为不知...<br /><br />09．WATCH SISTER<br /><br />表妹<br /><br />10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse&#39;son can make hole&#33;&#33;<br /><br />龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！<br /><br />11．American Chinese not enough<br /><br />美中不足<br /><br />12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die<br /><br />车祸现场描述<br /><br />13．heart flower angry open<br /><br />心花怒放<br /><br />14．go past no mistake past<br /><br />走过路过，不要错过<br /><br />15．小明：I am sorry&#33;<br /><br />老外：I am sorry too&#33;<br /><br />小明：I am sorry three&#33;<br /><br />老外：What are you sorry for?<br /><br />小明：I am sorry five&#33;<br /><br />16．If you want money,I have no;<br /><br />if you want life,I have one&#33;<br /><br />要钱没有，要命一条<br /><br />17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.<br /><br />我叫李老大，今年25。<br /><br />18．you have two down son。<br /><br />你有两下子。<br /><br />19．as far as you go to die<br /><br />有多远，死多远！！！！<br /><br />20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face<br /><br />给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸<br /><br />21. no three no four<br /><br />不三不四<br /><br />22. seven up eight down<br /><br />七上八下<br /><br />

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胡桃夹子1980

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Affenkoenig

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