最中国式的英文

Bridget Jones

1．we two who and who？ <br />　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿 <br />　　 <br />2．how are you ? how old are you? <br />　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <br />　　 <br />3．you don&#39;t bird me,I don&#39;t bird you <br />　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 <br /><br />4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ <br />　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <br /><br />5．hello everybody&#33;   if you have something to say,then say&#33;  <br />     if you have nothing to say,go home&#33;&#33; <br />　　有事起奏，无事退朝 <br /><br />6．you me you me <br />　　 彼此彼此 <br />　　 <br />7．You Give Me Stop&#33;&#33; <br />　　 你给我站住！ <br /><br />8．know is know noknow is noknow <br />　　 知之为知之，不知为不知... <br /><br /><br />9．WATCH SISTER <br />　　 表妹 <br /><br /> <br />10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse&#39;&#39;son can make hole&#33;&#33; <br />　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ <br /><br /> <br /><br />11．American Chinese not enough <br />　　美中不足 <br /><br /><br />12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die <br />　　 车祸现场描述 <br /><br />13．heart flower angry open <br />　　心花怒放 <br /><br />14．go past no mistake past <br />　　 走过路过，不要错过 <br /><br />15．小明：I am sorry&#33; <br />　　 老外：I am sorry too&#33; <br />　　小明：I am sorry three&#33; <br />　　 老外：What are you sorry for? <br />　　小明：I am sorry five&#33; <br /><br />16．If you want money,I have no; <br />　　if you want life,I have one&#33; <br />　　 要钱没有，要命一条 <br /><br />17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. <br />　　我叫李老大，今年25。 <br /><br />18．you have two down son。 <br />　　你有两下子。 <br /><br />19．as far as you go to die <br />　　有多远，死多远！！！！ <br /><br />20．I give you face you don&#39;&#39;t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face <br />　　 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸<br /><br /><br /><br />

Bridget Jones

什么跟什么啊<br /><br />看得我满头大汗~~~呵呵

Andels

哈哈哈哈哈，强~

风过无痕

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什么都是假的

发完就想溜<br />You Give Me Stop&#33;&#33; <br />

Bridget Jones

跟你学的<br /><br />you me you me <br />

什么都是假的

you have two down son。。。。。。。。

风过无痕

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,monkey&#39;son can climb a tree&#33; <br /><br /> <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

vivaJoJo

<br /> <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> ~~ we two who and who~~~

玻璃碎

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