关于男女的小笑话

Cynthia-autumn

朋友刚发过来的笑话 (有的我没太懂)
翻译一下，能看懂英文的还是原版好

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
问: 拧一个灯泡需要几个男人?
答: 一个，他只需要举在那然后等地球自转

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
问: 当你个男人躺在你的床上急切的喘着气呼唤你的名字的时候意味着什么?
答: 说明你把枕头扣的还不够严

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
问:为什么人在看电视这项需要快速回放功能?
答:因为３０秒过后他会忘了刚发生的什么

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
问:为什么需要亿万个精子让一个卵细胞受精?
答:因为从不会有一个停下来问问路

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
问:为什么给男人做的精神分析要比给女人做快的多?
答:因为如果追溯到他童年时代，他已经在那里了  (暗喻定型成这样子了，幼稚)

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
问:为什么找一个敏感，关心人，又帅气的男人就这么难呢?
答:因为他们都已经有男朋友了

bigshot

patton

Shennybenny

Something like Garfield's jokes.
Not bad.