Joke of the day

AltWerther

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. <br /><br />A man comes in and asks the farmer, &quot;Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?&quot; <br /><br />The farmer says, &quot;Some things you just can&#39;t explain.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;So what happened that&#39;s so horrible?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.&quot; <br /><br />The man said, &quot;Okay, but that&#39;s not so bad.&quot; <br /><br />The farmer replied, &quot;Some things you just can&#39;t explain.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;So what happened then?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;And then?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Again?&quot; said the man. <br /><br />The farmer replied, &quot;Some things you just can&#39;t explain.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;So, what did you do then?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;And then?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Hmmm...&quot; said the man. <br /><br />&quot;Some things you just can&#39;t explain,&quot; replied the farmer. <br /><br />&quot;So, what did you do?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Well, I didn&#39;t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can&#39;t explain.&quot;<br /><br />