标题: 加菲猫语录 [打印本页] 作者: skyzorro 时间: 24.6.2005 22:58
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <br />钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 <br /> <br /><br />One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br />每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 <br /> <br /><br />Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <br />要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 <br /> <br /><br />Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. <br />要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 <br /> <br /><br />Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br />每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 <br /> <br /><br />Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <br />再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 <br /> <br /><br />The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <br />聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 <br /><br /><br />Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. www.6park.com<br />成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 <br /><br /><br />Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<br />不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 <br /> <br /><br />Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br />爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 <br /> <br /><br />Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br />后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 <br /> <br /><br />"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. <br />“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。 <br /> <br /><br />There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br />应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 <br /> <br /><br />"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " <br />“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。 <br /><br /><br />"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " <br />“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。 <br /><br />作者: 宝贝小猪 时间: 27.6.2005 00:00
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