标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! [打印本页] 作者: whv 时间: 25.10.2007 14:57 标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! Men Are Hard To Pleased
: z/ H6 I/ T6 ]5 R& l 男人很难取悦!!
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男人的问题是：5 s) u& |* ~ v* W% o9 e6 c
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;! ~" A+ a# y" l& g5 y7 N
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．* r( T6 m1 s+ [8 h+ H* U4 Q5 ]
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
0 L/ R" `) Z) G 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．' P& P F' G1 g* M- A4 n
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;. `0 z" z: w/ H: L! w0 K
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．6 b# L. P6 z+ t, w% s9 Y: _% A
: M0 M" M3 d6 L+ C; y4 jIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
- e) B% F9 K- w1 ] 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的- A( t. `6 Z. o4 s6 a
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;" ?% k! t- q2 R' a& w" y
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
' a8 V" ?' I1 h+ x0 Q5 ~7 gIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.+ E h: _, z( r S
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！) w: h* G% ]/ y" p
6 n& f7 B1 ^' v- ~$ V3 h) w! v+ `5 CIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;3 N2 e" L! v' b( K7 ?! q
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
, V" I2 S- }* c+ W' a" P F/ u7 W% w2 g/ s. eIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT./ M8 ^+ \: a4 }* }! K1 Y
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
% T+ Y+ b9 `% o9 {If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
+ ~/ b7 ]7 g4 f 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳1 T, [% k2 Z/ d9 E! b! V
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)% `, s2 ~% c: d# k/ W* [/ S
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．- b% r- V3 C/ L
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;( ]% E. @3 h- \! s7 u: ?+ d* \
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他1 W, y5 \1 \; c: C! M
0 f/ G) N% T2 KIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
& Q. Y0 P3 E( h 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;; U A9 \5 D9 ?7 ]7 T, N7 P- [# Y
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
. {* V% V" g5 M7 B. W! t5 C( Y0 ]7 pIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.; e6 c/ q* q3 r
如果不，他说妳不信任他
: }5 r! ]3 r1 q7 l/ `% [4 B* C' h: ^+ O; e wIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;! T1 K8 U% I9 l7 d' o9 u) M
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u./ q9 w% ~. A. k: A4 y
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳+ a! P3 a2 g, g; {: C$ }
# x) A1 b+ U0 q! o3 kIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;2 M$ g0 D: U; L* f X( q
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
1 d0 Z7 G* [$ r5 H, O$ U6 y6 vIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.% X( J) H) ~* G6 ~4 G
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
{. S( n4 z) ?. O n/ \6 h5 Z; g6 X' S* o q- _2 [/ JIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;9 H7 @7 f* @* ~
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.0 l* g8 p& P3 F9 G; i
如果他吸烟，他是绅士# [+ l! x# g) ~% b
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;; R" j* h; p# V% W0 e' k8 X
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.. T5 S/ I" G7 K, C% u1 Y5 o l
如果他考得好，他说是实力！( S( H- G) I4 f# O
: P! n' P Q' J7 ?5 `If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
( O! w( u1 J) }& O, V4 d 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍; V) i {7 h. M/ I; a; V
! L" r% E2 |" G' i) Q6 \If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!: D4 C2 W% r5 Y( ]; x4 a2 C$ R
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！) W$ n2 M8 |- l' e( w/ c1 l. s! O
- j6 K) d: l8 h+ PSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
: P4 M4 `3 P4 ?5 f" p) I9 E' Q* pIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......8 \+ |( v; }7 c& M; c
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．6 b4 |& G! c2 Z" Y
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....7 z, B0 K/ ~2 n" o
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．- S( N0 M. d7 Y7 X1 ]
The moral of the story is.......5 x3 e+ Q, z" M; d* @
以上的故事告诉我们：
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Send this to guys out there anyway...$ v" d: P$ |$ T9 ^0 R
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！- `4 V. g& V) C/ y0 _
. G# X. _0 A6 q1 b# a/ S) A/ _' ESend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...! f3 o A& x3 c1 d; e! k
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！作者: du980301 时间: 25.10.2007 21:21
干吗要取悦男人
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就这样了，没辙！！作者: kiss 时间: 25.10.2007 23:41
不鸟他，: ^9 {8 ~" W/ o
让他自娱自乐吧
