标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! [打印本页] 作者: whv 时间: 25.10.2007 14:57 标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! Men Are Hard To Pleased# t* [9 ^' ~- c9 R
男人很难取悦!!$ @0 N o7 _; i# t* A) o; h8 z0 v
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The problems with GUYS:3 A! p: J! }2 M5 E7 [4 r6 Z7 R
男人的问题是：5 P: ]% N* `( R7 E( L$ v/ [2 s
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
* l- B( z( _( v1 Z 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
! u2 R Q' z4 c3 s8 nIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD./ t# z6 @6 w2 `0 g% s( F8 q
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
% D3 n7 m2 [$ KIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
+ f$ v* w0 e8 d9 m8 s+ R5 n) J( [$ i 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．. |( x/ q& y( N+ V4 o* \
& t( G3 b& x; P% OIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
( k ]. e( v5 c* M 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
1 i: B; W+ M3 D8 Y b( z) D# y3 _& }) v, \If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;* t& N) l( J- |% T9 e
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
# T u/ d# @5 W, ^If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.' L# C* d; I) _8 j1 S C' k
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！- P# G) V6 ]9 g2 `
# `2 B! S8 p7 x z# w1 E) Z# U" zIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
6 d% g& t' \! r0 @ V: F; w4 \ 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.4 I `2 G# b" W$ J, W% W1 B
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
% B1 G! G' W E; j& H5 BIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;/ L* O2 m: D9 X7 W
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳( _% A8 ^" C3 s1 c" _6 r" s0 f
9 g! J* |/ M7 P, nIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
2 Q& {- s I5 B$ s4 f. s* g 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．" y7 p% ~ v2 N$ Q
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;3 t- P8 [2 I* U. Y! m2 n
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.+ P! j& Z# \- c0 E* Q
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;' m! l$ G3 v1 `- I! ` R
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
P7 |& Q/ |, ^( x' N! h; V; y$ ?: L1 V- r: M6 h1 g9 iIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
" z3 z1 T$ D4 R/ v 如果不，他说妳不信任他
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;( e; s) S/ o$ `8 z7 c% X7 d6 g
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈2 C P3 w2 [7 p3 V0 V/ a6 P" Y
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
( i! C L$ T% s 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
. i( i# ?" q# w& m. g- G2 _, ~8 A6 n/ lIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
5 h) ]0 O; r( Y. H$ V 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
# z7 V! M2 }, b( }% |. \' K- `4 GIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
: s. @9 R/ M! ?4 j2 ] 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
( J0 ?9 c$ T, v8 l$ \3 n) }3 w+ E2 z# I* n2 rIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;" Q0 k" A# L5 ^. i7 V' K" R. O
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
1 l1 B0 `6 m8 b% z9 i" l2 y3 H 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
2 N, B8 t( [! p0 A4 u# D. qIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;: m% q5 S) ^+ c: ]( z; i+ Q% |0 h
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气3 a) s' D4 }2 {% b) C. x
5 g6 L' X; y2 U$ E, a: e: oIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
. `- ]/ w9 k# [( c1 j/ Q1 Q' L9 E 如果他考得好，他说是实力！1 ]' T4 j$ m a- ]5 u+ x
, b2 I- p% Z! K8 zIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;' ~! l9 Q2 R3 @7 C6 r* N4 n* r
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍! U. ?7 h* ] g/ n, w8 n
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
: @" l4 \: Y) S U 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！+ K$ C6 w0 n, s9 Z
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!8 K: y0 N; m G# ?5 n) F2 r
! [% Q' a+ a6 w/ [7 ?If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......! M' B; W$ E( W2 c, ^
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．, z0 s! O. T0 q8 ]7 z9 C: I
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....* t* O( }8 ?- F Q
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
/ O( N _: Y4 u# `6 v4 ZThe moral of the story is.......
% j" x |, {2 v* j7 k9 k. N6 J) }以上的故事告诉我们：
( }+ f! O# g" W; O2 v q8 k' t( f( N5 R0 [6 O# G# BSend this to guys out there anyway...
6 X& w( i7 j8 d1 }+ ?9 w: Y快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...; R3 p) \* u l2 @
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！作者: du980301 时间: 25.10.2007 21:21
干吗要取悦男人
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作者: xiaoxi19820509 时间: 25.10.2007 21:25
就这样了，没辙！！作者: kiss 时间: 25.10.2007 23:41
不鸟他，
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