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标题: its about sex.. [打印本页]

作者: DROW 时间: 14.10.2007 16:11
标题: its about sex..
声明：以下无任何对任何个人的侮辱言辞。。只是笑话。

Butterface

Joey was hanging in a bar and his friends asked him if he had scored lately.
Joey told his friends man I picked up this chick the other night and had
the best sex ever, the only problem was she was a total Butterface!
His friends asked him what the hell is a Butterface?

Joey answered everything about her was "HOT" BUT HER FACE!

Bad Knees

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains.
After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her,
"There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me.
Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?"
"Well," she said a little sheepishly,
"my husband and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night."
"That's got to be it," said the doctor.
"There are plenty of other positions and ways to have sex, you know."
"Not if you're going to watch TV. there ain't," she replied.

aftersex

A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex.
The son asked his father, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "Before or after sex?"
"Ummm, before sex," the kid replied.
The dad said, "Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah," said the son. "Well, what about after sex?"
His dad replied, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

A Little Lovin'

A husband cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear:
"Could we make love, please dear?"
"Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache," she replied.
"Please, I'll only stick it in for a minute," pleaded her husband.
His wife retorted: "What do you think I am, a fuckin' microwave?"

Anatomy Class

A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class.
The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor,
hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman
"Do you know what your asshole does when you're having an orgasm?"

"Sure" she said. "He's at home, taking care of the kids."

[ 本帖最后由 DROW 于 14.10.2007 17:34 编辑 ]

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