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标题: 讲个笑话把 [打印本页]
作者: bigshot    时间: 10.9.2007 21:26
标题: 讲个笑话把
<P>一个白人妈妈和一个黑人妈妈</P>
<P>抱着孩子在街上碰到了，</P>
<P>到了喂奶时间，但是那个白人妈妈的孩子就是哭的不原意吃</P>
<P>白人妈妈也没办法了，最后只能问她的孩子：</P>
<P>宝贝你怎么今天这么不乖啊，</P>
<P>她孩子大哭着说：</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
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<P>&nbsp;</P>
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<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>我要吃巧克力味的</P>
作者: crystle    时间: 10.9.2007 21:27
作者: 雨丝    时间: 10.9.2007 21:28
:pig4: :pig4: :pig4:
作者: bigshot    时间: 10.9.2007 21:29
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原帖由 <I>crystle</I> 于 10.9.2007 22:27 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1432360&amp;ptid=197749" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/sweat.gif" border=0 smilieid="10"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/sweat.gif" border=0 smilieid="10"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/sweat.gif" border=0 smilieid="10">
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<P>笑一笑好不好</P>
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作者: crystle    时间: 10.9.2007 21:31
苦笑一个！
作者: 山民甲    时间: 10.9.2007 21:33
嘿嘿
作者: crystle    时间: 10.9.2007 21:34
小山笑了！多配合！
作者: crystle    时间: 10.9.2007 21:34
小山今晚的经典回复是＂嘿嘿＂！！！！
作者: 山民甲    时间: 10.9.2007 21:36
我经常这样
作者: crystle    时间: 10.9.2007 21:37
永葆年轻心态！纷飞今晚哪里去了？
作者: vanhch    时间: 10.9.2007 21:38
问水晶妹妹好
作者: 山民甲    时间: 10.9.2007 21:38
还有经过
作者: crystle    时间: 10.9.2007 21:39
原帖由 <i>vanhch</i> 于 10.9.2007 22:38 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1432388&amp;ptid=197749" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
问水晶妹妹好<img src="images/smilies/hua.gif" smilieid="76" alt="" border="0">
<br><br>好，一朵花是不是少了点呀<img smilieid="52" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/Provocation.gif" border="0"><br>
作者: crystle    时间: 10.9.2007 21:39
原帖由 <i>山民甲</i> 于 10.9.2007 22:38 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1432389&amp;ptid=197749" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
还有经过
<br><br>什么还有经过？经过也说<br>
作者: vanhch    时间: 10.9.2007 21:41
原帖由 <i>crystle</i> 于 10.9.2007 22:39 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1432392&amp;ptid=197749" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
好，一朵花是不是少了点呀
<br><br>去我们诗社对诗去，我给你通宝<img smilieid="61" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/heart.gif" border="0"><br>
作者: crystle    时间: 10.9.2007 21:41
哈哈哈．．．都用这样的方式了呀！
作者: bigshot    时间: 10.9.2007 21:42
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原帖由 <I>crystle</I> 于 10.9.2007 22:37 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1432385&amp;ptid=197749" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 永葆年轻心态！纷飞今晚哪里去了？
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<P>飞了～～</P>
<P>飞走了</P>
作者: vanhch    时间: 10.9.2007 21:43
原帖由 <i>crystle</i> 于 10.9.2007 22:41 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1432399&amp;ptid=197749" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
哈哈哈．．．都用这样的方式了呀！<img src="images/smilies/jiao.gif" smilieid="63" alt="" border="0"> <img src="images/smilies/jiao.gif" smilieid="63" alt="" border="0">
<br><br>不够吗？<img smilieid="74" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/baobao.gif" border="0"><br>
作者: wowo    时间: 10.9.2007 21:46
黑孩子看到一个中国妈妈
也猛哭着说:我要喝香草味的!!!
作者: 山民甲    时间: 10.9.2007 21:49
原帖由 <i>wowo</i> 于 10.9.2007 22:46 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1432409&amp;ptid=197749" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
黑孩子看到一个中国妈妈
也猛哭着说:我要喝香草味的!!!
<br><br>还是你幽默<br>
作者: 山民甲    时间: 10.9.2007 21:49
其实我也喜欢香草的
作者: vanhch    时间: 10.9.2007 21:49
作者: 山民甲    时间: 10.9.2007 21:51
原帖由 <i>山民甲</i> 于 10.9.2007 22:49 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1432419&amp;ptid=197749" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
其实我也喜欢香草的
<br><br>谁有我收购<br>
作者: 分飞    时间: 11.9.2007 00:08
和和。。。两个爸爸抱着孩子，到了吃奶的时间了，一个哭了，一个笑了

哭的孩子问笑的孩子说。你怎么不饿啊

笑的说，我减肥~
作者: 分飞    时间: 11.9.2007 00:18
哈哈哈哈~

好玩~



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