标题: Ah Beng's English : [打印本页] 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:22
Ah Beng's English : <br> (Act 1) <br> Ah Beng calls the telephone operator: <br> Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference between <br> Singapore <br> and New York?" <br> Operator: "Just a minute..." <br> Ah Beng: "Thank you." <br> Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line. <br> <br> 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:24
(Act 2) <br> At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Beng told the <br> bartender, <br> "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." <br> and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." <br> The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?" <br> Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED." <br> 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:24
(Act 3) <br> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite <br> sometime, <br> Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. <br> "It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said. <br> "FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked. <br> Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it <br> says it is <br> for 4 to 7 years". <br> 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:24
(Act 4) <br> Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he <br> encountered <br> some problems. After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' <br> command. <br> Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop <br> for <br> support. <br> Ah Beng : I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half <br> an <br> hour & still nobody has come to help me...." <br> 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:24
(Act 5) <br> Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. <br> The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, <br> " I was <br> ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up <br> the <br> phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. <br> So Kena lor!" <br> "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to <br> the <br> other ear?" <br> Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!" <br> 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:24
(Act 6) <br> Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? <br> Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to <br> go in. <br>