标题: Talk show [打印本页] 作者: quantum 时间: 7.5.2003 14:19
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of <br>the Communist Party in China.<br>(We take you now to the Oval Office.)<br><br>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?<br>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.<br><br>George: Great. Lay it on me.<br>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.<br><br>George: That's what I want to know.<br>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.<br><br>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?<br>Condi: Yes.<br><br>George: I mean the fellow's name.<br>Condi: Hu.<br><br>George: The guy in China.<br>Condi: Hu.<br><br>George: The new leader of China.<br>Condi: Hu.<br><br>George: The Chinaman!<br>Condi: Hu is leading China.<br><br>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?<br>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.<br><br>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?<br>Condi: That's the man's name.<br><br>George: That's who's name?<br>Condi: Yes.<br><br>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China<br>?<br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle Ea<br>st.<br>Condi: That's correct.<br><br>George: Then who is in China?<br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: Yassir is in China?<br>Condi: No, sir.<br><br>George: Then who is?<br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: Yassir?<br>Condi: No, sir.<br><br>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get<br> me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.<br>Condi: Kofi?<br><br>George: No, thanks.<br>Condi: You want Kofi?<br><br>George: No.<br>Condi: You don't want Kofi.<br><br>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk,then <br>get me the U.N.<br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.<br>Condi: Kofi?<br><br>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?<br>Condi: And call who?<br><br>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?<br>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.<br><br>George: Will you stay out of China?!<br>Condi: Yes, sir.<br><br>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.<br>Condi: Kofi.<br><br>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.<br>(Condi picks up the phone.)<br>Condi: Rice, here.<br><br>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.<br>Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you <br>get Chinese food in the Middle East?<br>